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Shithead

Another form of the word "Dumbass." Something to call your dumb friend.
She is the resident Shithead of our sacred community-"The Illuminati"
by hell-ena February 22, 2023
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shithead store

Store that tends to attract shitheads (see the highly accurate definition of shithead). Examples include: gas stations, convenience stores, weed dispensaries, liquor stores, tobacco stores, CBD stores, etc. The dirtier and less organized, the better for the typical shithead. Though many of the products can be purchased down the street at more reasonable prices that are cleaner and better organized, shitheads seem drawn to these shithole places by the decor and the smells.
Ryan left his 3-year old at home to make his daily trip to the shithead store to purchase cigarettes, mad dog 40, a candy bar, and soda.
by Shitheads unite! February 28, 2023
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Wow, I can't believe how unpleasant that Shithead is. Shithead's gonna Shithead.
by Constant00 June 16, 2023
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shithead

A conjoined word, usually used in a derogatory or insulting manner.
Person 1: "This world should not make you a bad person, everyone has been through rough shit, it's up to everyone to choose how they act upon other people, so yeah u can be judged for being a dick no matter what."
Person 2: "societycel"
Person 3 (towards Person 2): "shithead"
by phantomzzz July 14, 2023
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Shithead

Someone who causes trouble but play victim when things don't go their way like being confronted for their own actions.
That Shithead has everyone following him just because I stood up to him for what he did.
by This Randomer August 1, 2023
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Shithead's Cough

Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.
Pronounced sheeth-edz.
"Why does Shifferbreins always cough when I do nice things or breathe?"
"That's shithead's cough. Shitheads like Schifferbreins seek your attention to protest your existence and your breathing air."
"Shitheads? I'm going on a hunger strike against shitheads then."
"--I'm in--we gonna starve though because God and Satan are both firmly against shitheads already. Shitheads can't have nice things like us and can't stop."

Misjudgments are possible, though there is no known cure for shitheadedness until Jesus and the Holy Spirit become willing.

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Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.
by © September 7, 2023
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Shithead

Someone that likes to use the same restroom consecutively at a certain place or location. During these time frames where others would be annoyed having to wait due to a “Shithead” constantly taking his time using the restroom. The person will then get angry and yell shithead! Then proceeds to leave having no other choice to withstand the annoyance. These people are what we call Shitheads. There are certain altercations where these “Shitheads” will take hours due to constipation and anxiety. These is what we call the Poodela Affect. Where as in their anxiety builds up overtime due to the “Poodela Affect” they have no choice to use the same toilet at the precise location which causes to have no altercation with their own personal toilet at home.
Oh man! There’s a shithead; Always a shithead everywhere huh!
by Psudoynm September 27, 2023
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