shitsermon

fake philosophy, pseudoscience, false narrative without any scientific or pragmatic backing.

I'm sick of the shitsermon of your herbalist. That punk ain't worth the attention bro.

by PolTol March 13, 2020

conversation shitter

A toilet in a school men's room where there is no stall or door around it, allowing for anyone else who walks in to begin conversation with you while you shit.

I don't like to be visible to others while I shit, but the only toilet in this restroom is a conversation shitter.

by bfoltz43 August 9, 2009

Commando Shitter

A toilet installed in a public place with no privacy.

Generally installed in bars / taverns mens rooms. Due to possibility of illegal activity there is no privacy walls and the restroom door does not lock.

Therefore in a busy bar at any moment if you have to go someone may walk in on you dropping a duce.

I had to take a dump really bad but the bar has a commando shitter so I decided to drive home and take a dump.

There are many examples of a commando shitter in Pittsburgh, PA

by lyquiddye May 2, 2011

Throat Shitter

Throat Shitter (noun): A person, who having ungratefully accepted good things in life, shits down everyone's throat when things go tits up.

A reliable server messes up once.

Sam: This server is so fucking shit!

Sam is a throat shitter.

by Karot March 8, 2013

the shitterbug

(noun) the awkward dance you do in front of the toilet in a public restroom because you’re trying to set up TP on the toilet seat but it keeps autoflushing and sucking everything in, so you try to set up as quickly as possible while maintaining your presence in front of the sensor

Max: You know when a public restroom has a toilet with an autoflush sensor and you're trying to set up a toilet paper buffer on the seat before you sit down and it keeps autoflushing and sucking all your paper into the toilet before you finish setting up, so you do that awkward move where you're trying to keep your body in front of the sensor while moving as fast as possible to get set up before the autoflush buzzer? I fucking hate that. I wish there was a word for that stupid little dance instead of having to explain the whole thing every time.

Tim: Oh, you mean the shitterbug.

Max: Damn, did you just make that up on the spot?!

Tim: Yeah.

Max: You’re a pun god.

by Maxwell Dope January 13, 2014

Cunt Shitter

(noun)
Someone who eats so much pussy that they shit cunt.
Cuntshitter

Cunt Shitter
MINDY: Jimmy eats so much pussy that he shits cunt; he is a real cuntshitter.

JIMMY: Only when I see a Mindy!

by Huthost December 22, 2018

House-shiter

House-shiter is a term originated from the diary book of famous writer Nadjmou from Algeria. This word describes someone who sits in his parent's house, eats all day and shits all night. Refuse to work and demand money, a car, vacation allowance, wedding expenses, and a wife. However, when parents are either dead or poor, the house-shiter escalate his demands to the local authorities like the mayor or governor. this parasite or sponge or leech is widely popular in Algeria where the government helped manufacture millions of house-shiters by subsidizing the tremendously generous social safety-net programs like free housing, free healthcare, and free education in addition of free business grants like ANSEJ or CNAC. House-shiter is pronounced in Algerian dialect as Khray-Dar.
when someone invokes his house-shiter persona, either the government or parents are in trouble.

Hey Nad, have you heard, Slimane decided to become a house-shiter, his poor parents they are in serious trouble.

by aziz21015 January 31, 2019