Away an take yur face for a shite

Scottish insult, to imply one talks faeces. “Go and take your face for a shit” in standard English.

Andy was mouthing off in the pub. Big Alec telt him: away an take yur face for a shite. That clamped Andy for the rest of the night.

by Strathclyder April 2, 2022

jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat

one who is so jumped-up they will ne'er (never) come down, they shovel shite and they are no less than a twat.

Toff- "Oh, i see your driving a ford... I have a porsche!"
Dave- "Shut the fuck up, you jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat"

by Danarky May 14, 2003

Kuro Gal ni Natta kara Shin`yuu to Shite Mita

A hentai where a guy gets drugged and turns into a girl and his friend fucks him aggressively.

"Have you watched Kuro Gal ni Natta kara Shin`yuu to Shite Mita?"
"The hentai?"
"Yeah."

by roofrob May 23, 2021

Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you?

Something that Gordon Ramsay says when he's out of insults

Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you?

-Gordon Ramsay

by HelloThisIsMeAndIamBoredasHell March 14, 2022

short back and shite

slang term for the haircut "short back and sides"

the fuck did you get at the barber's mate? a short back and shite?

by europeanmale47 May 22, 2024

Yankee Dankee Doodle Shite

n. a person who's shit at a certain skill, or a flat-out asshole.

Gordon Ramsay: Fock off you, you useless fucking sack of yankee dankee doodle shite...

by thewhitewenderstrikesback January 30, 2025

web shite

Crap either sold or for sale - usually

on internet auction sites .

What a load of fucking web shite that is !

by E - FUMBLER October 23, 2008