shitfingers

An insult meaning that a person metaphorically has his/her fingers covered in shit. A synonym for 'shit disturber'.

"Way to go shitfingers! Things were running smooth until you started asking too many questions!"

by King Byron August 22, 2008

shitting a brick

the state of being extreamly pissed off.

dave was shitting a brick when he found his wife screwing on the washer with the milkman.

by natas666 October 11, 2006

shitting lipids

What happens when one person eats over 200% of their Daily Recommended Value of saturated fat. Also can be used to describe imminent failure, or fucking up bad.

Casey was shitting lipids after eating an entire pint of Haagen Dazs.

"I'm just shitting lipids over that DSP exam," proclaimed Casey, as he knew that his grades would plummet him into disaster.

by Zorba November 13, 2003

shitting fuck

coined long ago for reason unbenownst to god fearing renaissance men, shitting fuck is not only a sexual act involving feces. it is employed it situations of extreme gravitas, and is commonly found to be the most hilarious explicative amongst people from india.

(to deaf kid): shitting fuck!(while waving)
deaf kid: oh hello!

god:oh no, i was just hate fucking my girlfriend and she had an asthma attack, shitting fuck!

by eeyun June 16, 2008

Seat Shitting

The act of dropping, smearing or otherwise soiling the toilet seat after defication. Usually occurs while wiping.

Damn it James, you need to stop seat shitting!

by Poo-hater February 4, 2010

Chain-Shitting

(n.)- The act of 2 or more people shitting right after each other usually leading one to have to smell the other persons nasty shit fumes because you either:

a. have one bathroom

b. have to take a shit badly

It's origins are found in the word chain-smoking, meaning to smoke cig after cig.

Shitter #1: Ay man, Ima take a shit real quick.

Shitter #2: Fuck hurry up! I gotta wait and now we have to go through chain-shitting. Great!

by SRLthaballa November 6, 2009

Pussy Shittin

Giving birth or shitting from your pussy. The shit must have 2 legs and 2 arms to be considered a pussy shit.

Demarcus - "That whore shat a baby our her pussy"

Wayne - "Damn, that bitch be PUSSY SHITTIN yo!!"

Demarcus - "Where's Mary at?"

Wayne - "She's at the hospital droppin a pussy shit"

by Cronny Jacobs April 4, 2010