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Saved by the hair on your ass

When you are saved from something bad solely due to the timing of another event.
"You forgot to bring your lunch today? Lucky for you our class is having a pizza party. You got saved by the hair on your ass."
by trevmation September 13, 2015
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shared a foxhole

Experienced a difficult time or unique timebwith another person, usually your friend or, when at work, your partner(s).

It usually brings the people involved a bit closer to each other as they had a shared experience together.
We shared a foxhole together the night the car broke down and we had to walk 5 miles through the forest to get the the nearest gas station.

The patient was bleeding, vomiting, and pretty much dying in front of us. After working our asses off, getting covered in her blood and vomit, we saved her life. We shared a foxhole that night.
by ArmedMedic3153 October 13, 2016
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slavedom

A made up system of government where slaves are elected to lead the country. Kings are supposed to die in a hole at the bottom of the ocean because that is how it is. Middle class doesn't exist because it just doesn't. This kingdom raises a few questions but is without a doubt the smartest theoretical kingdom ever.
Bruh have you heard of slavedom?
Yeah bruh, its totally rad.
by CrazyGranny23 November 14, 2019
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Shaded Citadel

Horror games in a nutshell, there's dark creepy rooms, SPIDERS, and the total lack of anything that's not monstrous.
wait you have spider phobia? too bad, you should just put down your game and never play it again, or let someone else play it for you
by someone else thats not u January 12, 2021
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Mushroom Shaped Bruise

The moment after release during oral sex a man will pop his member on the females forehead two or three times resulting in a red/purple bruise in the shape of a baby bella mushroom. Thus marking your territory as a well hung cullinary master.
After she blew me I gave her a mushroom shaped bruise and marked her for life.
by Col. Kilgore October 9, 2011
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Wee shaver

A state of being young or inexperienced
"Back when I was a wee shaver, I can remember doing that thing that was hilarious but reallly dumb, oh ho ho, what were we thinking."
by Llardy January 1, 2012
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taco shave

The process of removing hair from the female pelvic region resulting in a fiery sensation of the beef curtains, taint and anus.
After prepping for her honeymoon, Marla had a wicked case of taco shave.
by Mike Honcho-Munson April 10, 2017
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