When you fart and shit at the same time and you have to wash your pants 7 time to get the stain out.
Jimmy: Mum, I just shart.
Mum: Jesus fucking christ Jimmy that’s the third time this week. And it’s only Tuesday!
Later that day...
eBay attendant: Hi welcome to eBay
Mum: Yes, I want to sell my son.
Mum: Jesus fucking christ Jimmy that’s the third time this week. And it’s only Tuesday!
Later that day...
eBay attendant: Hi welcome to eBay
Mum: Yes, I want to sell my son.
by Aussiestereotypes April 8, 2020
Get the Shartmug. by sharting101 April 4, 2022
Get the shartingmug. The act of flatulence while simultaneously deficating unintentionally in the pantaloons or trousers.
by ryguy365 September 14, 2019
Get the Shartmug. by Hello37 July 13, 2017
Get the Shartmug. For the shart basically means the same as "for the suck", or "that sucks", however the imagry that goes along with the term "shart" adds insult to injury to make it a more effecient term to describe something unwanted, or a bad experience.
example 1---
brandon: OMG i totally tried to fart but pooped my pants at work the other day
me: dude, thats for the shart, literally.
example two---
brandon: dude, that movie was pretty bad, except for the scene with tubgirl
me: yea, it was for the shart...for sure!
brandon: OMG i totally tried to fart but pooped my pants at work the other day
me: dude, thats for the shart, literally.
example two---
brandon: dude, that movie was pretty bad, except for the scene with tubgirl
me: yea, it was for the shart...for sure!
by arshart November 7, 2007
Get the for the shartmug. when you try to rip a sbd but that juicy moola get squeezed out (shitting and farting)
me: OH SH!T I JUST SHARTED
nurse: im sorry steve, but your son will not be there for dinner tonight
me: OH SH!T I JUST SHARTED
nurse: im sorry steve, but your son will not be there for dinner tonight
by Pundyne July 3, 2019
Get the shartmug. 