slappy slappy

The act of placing one's penis on the unconscious face of another man (i.e. when passed out or asleep)

A very effective and useful taunt

Hey Kuzz, slappy slappy!

I slappy slappied you good last night

Nice passing out...SLAPPY SLAPPY

by Jeremy February 24, 2004

Snappy

1.Loud, obnoxious co-worker who snaps her fingers on the way to the bathroom, the fax machine, the photocopier, the lunchroom, the boardroom, etc.
2.Co-worker who's head you would love to snap right off.

1. Snappy is making me MENTAL today!!!

by Postal February 26, 2004

Slappy-cakes

When one man stands over another person while that person playfully swats at the man's genitals.

My roommate was wearing short shorts while getting down from the top bunk so I decided to play slappy-cakes with him.

by Mojuwon November 3, 2012

Sharpy

A 'Sharpy' is a word best fit to describe a person/thing that is; malicious, crafty, selfish and evil. A 'Sharpy' will spend hours upon end watching horror films and making robots, and complaining about things. They are also chubby chasers.

"Have you seen a film called hostel, it's quite new?"
"I think i saw the trailer for it; is it that Sharpy film?"

by Bulf89 April 27, 2006

happy slappy

Criminal acts, often caught on mobile video phone's and passed around to other children to witness. Often these are scenes of bullying, rape, and, in some cases murder.

Newspaper headline: "Happy slappy incident: gang of 19, average age 12, gang rape girl, 13".

by Flatster November 26, 2005

redrum slappy

the act of slashing one's own hand (i.e., with a hunting knife. broken beer bottle, or any other appropriate device), then using that hand to jerk off (if you're a guy). Particularly good for cutters, this way you're killing two birds with one stone. For girls, see redrum stabby.

Bob really knows how to relax at the end of a long day with a good redrum slappy.

by suspicious package February 7, 2007

slappy fishbone

n.
1. An old school autococker (paintball gun)body, which is still very popular with paintball players because of it's looks

2. An out of control penis

1. Dude did you see that slappy fishbone... that thing is sweet!

2. Look out, DUCK!!! it's a slappy fishbone

by JG-UNIT May 18, 2005