sharing shamish

You are a sharing shamish if you share links with everyone you know.

STOP BEING A SHARING SHAMISH, SON WE'RE TIRED OF IT.

by kkgotit April 15, 2023

Shafting

When one absolutely obliterates their pants with shit, usually when dealing with food poisoning

"Britta, where are you? You weren't in second period?"
"I'm shafting my pants so bad right now."

by Heeheeheeeeeeee June 9, 2023

shafting your doxie

Having casual sex with your favorite fuck-buddy.

Hey Mate, I heard you spent last night shafting your doxie.

by Bilgerat984 July 27, 2023

Shivering Nuts

When your so scared, that your love sacks start shaking up your swimmers to wake em' up.

Dude that movie was so scary! My wife was playing with my Wiggler Jigglers, and she noticed my Shivering Nuts.

by genemutant November 7, 2023

Sharing a space

You are preventing me from getting the thing that would allow me to NOT share a space with you IMMEDIATELY.

Hym "I don't WANT to share a space with any of you! If you weren't feinting incredulity and trying to impose uncertainty on me under the auspices of either child safety or perceived social transgression or potential for JUSTIFIED VIOLENCE (because collectively imposed, unjust subsidiarity is the impetus for the civil war and what you're collectively doing is exactly that) I would not be ANYWHERE THAT ANY OF YOU ARE EVER FOR ANY REASON FOREVER! I wouldn't even need to BE anywhere special! I would just BE HERE without having to LEAVE HERE to go to a place where I do not want to be! You can have all the space you want! 'Sharing a space' is the OPPOSITE of what I want to do with ANYONE. If you were giving me a choice I wouldn't be doing it."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2023

sharing painkillers

a new age love language. something only the best of friends or significant others may take part in. sharing painkillers/taking them simultaneously is seen as a very wholesome moment, between two or more humans.

‘hey, you wanna partake in sharing painkillers together?’

‘it would be an honor, i feel accepted and loved by you to be considered in such plans!’

by oozio January 21, 2024

Sharing a cigarette

The act of sharing a cigarette with a fellow friend who is close to you and have a bond between the two. This makes one cigarette feel better than each one having their own

Me: Sharing a cigarette feels better than us having our own one!
my friend: ong bro

by Mechilcho November 30, 2023