Sitting at the King's Table

A combination of blumpkin and the pyramid whereby three males are receiving blumpkins from three girls sitting in a triangular formation facing each other. As they climax and shit simultaneously they reach up in the air and touch hands with the person sitting next to them thus forming a pyramid.

Due to the difficulty of such task, you are truly a king sitting amongst men if you accomplish it.

dude we had dinner with these three girls, then we went back to my place and were sitting at the king's Table after a few drinks.

by quasimotoh2 April 11, 2011

sitting taco

A chick who will wait around to have sex with you till the end of time.

Bro, this chick keeps texting me even though I got back with my ex. I think shes a sitting taco

by sedk6 August 30, 2014

sitting on the hump

Sitting on the hump. Phrase •

Sitting on the hump is when a woman is on her period and sits on her tampon.

"I'm sitting on the hump this week."

by Dakota38 September 18, 2017

Settin flares

When the blunt is stationary because one person continues to smoke instead of passing.

They were smoking a blunt and one person continued to smoke instead of passing : “Dude you’re settin flares, pass the blunt”.

by $m0ke$creen11 March 13, 2021

Sitting jeans

Jeans that are flexible enough to sit in for a long period of time

Person1: We are going to a restaurant so im going to wear my sitting jeans!
Person2: Okay! Me too.

by EBONN August 28, 2023

Sitting Colors

Essentially, passing, doing, or getting through something with mediocrity or mild talent

Jeremy had passed his finals with sitting colors, and had gotten a lackluster grading of C-

by Orionartz August 29, 2023

Bed Sitting

The term "Bed Sitting" applies to an individual who has no purpose in life and sits in a bed all day, preferably their partners bed. When an individual is bed sitting, they tend to have their laptop with them and watch Youtube videos all day while their partner is out making a living to support the individual who is bed sitting.

Scenario:

Man1: Hey have you seen Jessica lately?
Man2: No i havent... but if you check the snap map location, it shows she is still at Smith Ave where her boyfriend lives.

Man1: She is always there right? I wonder why she is there everyday?
Man2: She is probably bed sitting for when her boyfriend comes back from work to support her lazy ass!

by ConnorsCure November 19, 2019