Soft Serving

When a guy does a reverse head stand against the wall and jerks off onto his chest and face.

Kelly’s mom walked in on him as he was soft serving himself.

by Meltör September 1, 2019

People seeing

When you watch people but you're a Spaniard.

"Adrianna, I love people seeing"

by Tutsall September 3, 2019

Praise seeking

Not the same as attention seeking, a praise seeking person isn't needy with attention. A praise seeking person is needy with compliments. A praise seeking person needs a compliment every 30 seconds or they think they longer exist.

If you got 50 compliments already that day from 50 different guys, you don't need another one. You could take one or two and make those last the rest of the day. If you needed 50 compliments today, you'll need at least 50 tomorrow, and you'll be just as praise seeking.

by Solid Mantis December 31, 2019

Attention Seeking Scum

A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him

Scum: I hope your mum dies tonight lol.
Normal person: wtf you shouldn’t be saying that to people.
Other normal person: ikr? I think he’s just an attention seeking scum.

by StupidLatbag September 22, 2020

Wizards Sleeving

To be caught knuckles deep fingering your own arse while in the bath tub.

Daniel was caught 'wizards sleeving' by his Wife earlier today, don't shake his hand.

by Hung Lo 69 August 31, 2022

sensory seeking activity

autistic people may do fun activities for positive sensory input such as playing with and squeezing play dough for positive tactile sensory stimuli or jumping on a trampoline for positive vestibular sensory input

Kimberley and her friend nancy are two 12 year old girls who have a autism diagnosis they love to spend time in their school’s sensory room by bouncing on a exercise ball while hand flapping which is their favorite sensory seeking activity

by Backstroke swimmer 24 December 31, 2022

Johnny Apple-Seeding

The act of traveling from town to town spreading your piss milk in any and all wanting women.

"Hey man, how was your weekend"

"Well man, I spent my weekend traveling the east coast, Johnny Apple-Seeding Dem Hoes"

by The Sandal Wearer August 11, 2016