senior pimpizen

this Covid era trend of men in their 50's 60's... or even 70's ... who retain their rockstar "Body by Jake"

ABS well into their Senior years...

Goofus: "Gallent, check out that old dude with all those chicks!!"
Gallent: "Yeah goofus, he is a total Senior Pimpizen! "
Gallent: "...hope we're like that when we turn 60!"

Goofus: "word.... lets grab some pizza?"

Gallent: ".....!"

by TerryCowboy May 6, 2022

Senior leash

Airtazer

I need a senior leash for my wandering mom

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

SENIOR ERNESTO

WHEN YOUR STRUGGLING TO GET A SENIOR QUOTE BEFORE THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 27, 2018 AND CANT CHOOSE ANYTHING CAUSE YOUR GAYNESS AIN'T THINKING STRAIGHT (heheheh I'm punny XD) IN ORDER TO MAKE YOU STAND OUT SO YOU DECIDE TO MAKE A WORD ON URBAN DICTIONARY EXPRESSING YOUR TROUBLES JUST TO GET SOMETHING INTERESTING.

AND HOW DARE THE YEARBOOK PEOPLE LIMIT US TO 45 CHARACTERS INCLUDING SPACES LIKE DA FUCK IS THAT SOGGY BALONEY. UGH. I HATE EVERYTHING EXCEPT MY GIRLFRIEND BRITTNEY CAUSE SHE RULES, MY BEST FRIEND IVON CAUSE SHE'S RAD AS FUCK, AND MY HOE ISABELLE CAUSE SHE THAT BITCH THAT KEEPS IT REAL. ALSO I LOVE SHANE DAWSON. -SINCERELY, THAT GAY FRIEND

Did you look up that word Bob, the one named SENIOR ERNESTO. Its..........interesting.

by HoeassErnie September 26, 2018

Super Senior

A senior in highschool trying to get with freshmen

Yo David Stroka was such a super senior, check his email imbox hes trying with that freshman!

by nigre November 4, 2023

The Senior Itch

When you get herpes from a senior or when you have an incredible craving to have sex with a senior.

Paul:Man did you see that senior? I wouldn't mind if I got The Senior Itch from her.

Josh: Man I got a real bad Senior Itch. (This is the second definition of it)

by jrbro October 16, 2012

senior assholitis

The affliction known to strike high school seniors. Symptoms include utter lack of respect for anyone, inflated self-worth, and laziness. Prone to emotional outbursts, especially when confronted with a problem due to their own actions (or inaction)...

Father: What's her problem?!
Mother: Senior assholitis has hit.

by Hwood73 February 18, 2015

Senior slack

The general state of laziness experienced by seniors in high school. It often occurs near the end of the school year when their remaining time is essentially pointless, as many have already been accepted into colleges/universities. It is accompanied by a lack of studying, caring, or effort.

Junior: Aren't you going to study for your calculus test tomorrow?

Me: Nah, senior slack has hit me hard. You'll get the feeling next year...

by Bid D. Scrawl August 31, 2013