schmaa

a friend of yours who is not that social and very boring

joey doesnt wanna go to spencers party.hes being a schmaa

by daily press victorville December 3, 2010

Schmadvertising

Schmadvertising is what you call really shit advertising.

It's also a term used to best describe the feeling when the ad industry fucks you over - Advertising, Schmadvertising.

Sorry, I can't meet you tonight. Just been put on a brief, deadline tomorrow. That's just Schmadvertising for you.

by delaforbes June 7, 2011

schmadvertising

The art of producing one execution, having clients buy into it, and see it to completion.

An example would include the legacy tagline, "Coke is it" as an example of schmadvertising.

Coke is what?
It.
Coke is It?
What happened to Pennywise?

by willi shrinx June 7, 2011

Schmageld

mixed up/mass confusion

My mind was all schmageld during the incident

by mio0o June 21, 2011

Schmager

A sledder or ski bum. Usually from one province over and is a complete douche bag.
(pronounced: Sch-may-ger ..similar to smegma)

"You know it's winter when the town starts filling with schmagers."
"These fucking schmagers are dick cheesing all over our fresh powder!"
"Go back to Alberta! Fucking schmager."

by grosse_helga November 12, 2011

schmagigglaloscopacopia

A cornucopia of schmagigglaloscopes; generally consists of six to eight assorted schmagigglaloscopes arranged in a generally aesthetic way. scientists often use them to schmagiggle DNA, and as centerpieces for the table at a Thanksgiving dinner.

My little billy brought home a schmagigglaloscopacopia he made in school today for thanksgiving.

by Ebony Whitewod July 31, 2012

Schmackary

N. A glorified glory hole

I'm going to Schmackary's to get a schmack-snak!

by Gabe Ortiz October 27, 2012