Scrunchin' the munchkin

Euphemism for poorly endowed-male masturbation, or for female clitoral stimulation (i.e., like the little man in the canoe). Origin was in the East Bay Area of Northern California, circa mid-1980s.

I was really tired last night after playing chess with my buddies, and I was still scrunchin' the munchkin when I fell asleep.

by SolFrank January 14, 2016

Scrutched

When someone sneaks up on you and yanks your nuts and slams you on the ground

Dude, I got scrutched so damn hard my balls started bleeding!

by ayyy lamo July 2, 2018

Scrunchbucket

Another name for pussy

I want to put my ding-whopper in your scrunchbucket.

You're such a scrunchbucket.

by Tay Meadows July 7, 2019

Scrunchie

An insult to someone, calling someone a scrunchie.
Being called a scrunchie means you're a pai pai; a "good" person.

you're such a scrunchie

don't be a scrunchie

are you on scrunchies?

by British Scrunchie November 11, 2019

Scrunchie

These things that are hair ties except extra and if a girl gives you one she likes you so wear it back...

Hey, can I borrow a Scrunchie

by crazycatcrazyschool November 10, 2019

Scrunchy

Adjective. A sensual combination of Sexy and Crunchy.

Do you see that guy over there? He’s so scrunchy!

by Chaotic Asian January 16, 2020

Scrunchy

Shitty person

Stop being a scrunchy bitch

I’m feeling very scrunchy today

by Caiobellaaa October 11, 2020