Scrumpkin

The counterpart of a blumpkin. Getting a blowjob while brushing your teeth. The ideal scrumpkin is attained while leaning back at a 45 degree angle to ensure maximum oral penetration. Feel free to put your finger in her anus for mutual enjoyment. Scrumpkin.

You ain't cool unless you gettin a scrumpkin

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by Akro September 22, 2012

Scrumpin

1. A very attractive young female
2. A delicious pastry preferably with a cream-filled center or glazed topping

"I could go for some Scrumpins right about now," the Scrumpin exclaimed.

by Matt Riley May 5, 2005

scrumpin

A lesser form of the dick-slap.

That bitch was poppin' and lockin' so I jumped up and did some mad scrumpin.

by Jorje Valdeez May 5, 2007

scrumpling

When something is scurrying about.
ie. Noun

WOMAN: "Hey Matt, did you ever get rid of those bugs in your house?"

MATT: "Yeah"

WOMAN #2 "How did you know there were bugs in your house?"

MATT: "Because I saw them scrumpling around my house (simultaneously twidle fingers while saying the word scrumpling)."

by S.Carter October 1, 2007

Scremping

To wipe one's testicles on valued property of victim/friend/spouse.

Theodore has been scremping my drumkit and now the EQ is a little off

by dr.feelings October 7, 2017

Strumping

German origin
Having a fit, when someone is whinnying or complaining.

Aaron is always strumping when he has to go to work.
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by NikoleIwone November 16, 2017

Scrumpin

A unit of measure, approximately 7 pieces of rice.

-How much food do you have left?
-Oh, about a Scrumpin.

by xXCornbreadXx May 28, 2018