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Schrodinger's Baddie

When you see a potential baddie however she is wearing a facemask or any other accessories that may obscure her full facial features. So without purely seeing what she actually looks like that person is both ugly and a baddie at the same time.
Person 1: Yo that one chick in our class looks kinda hot
Person 2: Yeah but isn't she a Schrodinger's baddie though..?

Person 1: Ah, right I've never seen her face without the facemask
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Schrodinger's Face

When you're making out with a girl with a paper bag on her head, but you are uncertain as to what her face really looks like. This means her face is both beautiful and ugly at the same time.
Bro 1: I banged a chick last night, but someone had put a bag over her head.
Bro 2: Dude, you totally banged a chick with Schrodinger's Face.
Bro 1: Luckily I never took the bag off, so I'm going to assume she was decent.
Bro 2: Though it's equally likely she could have been fugly.
by Radnen June 25, 2015
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schrodingers soup

A. The state of which cereal is to be, or not to be a soup

B. When a someone is eating another person's ass out and person 1 releases blowout diarrhea into person 2's mouth.
A. "That meal was a Schrodingers Soup type thing... I couldn't tell if it was soup or a stew or what, but it was damn good"

B. Dude this hot chick last night served me some fresh Schrodingers Soup!
by CamSilvy July 20, 2023
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Schrodingers Apple

When a hot girl could be a guy unless proven otherwise. For example by the Adam's apple that can't be removed
Guy 1: that girl is hot
Guy 2: watchout that girl could be a schrodingers apple
by Iamgay light July 8, 2025
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Schrodinger's Fan

A person who has simultaneously watched/read a show/movie/book and not watched/read a show/movie/book depending on if they can get away with making up stuff in conversations about it
"hey jerry said he really liked The Dark Tower. Surely he will love other Stephen king's books"

"nah don't trust him. He's a schrodinger's fan"
by Chemical potato June 2, 2025
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Schrodinger's Pedophile

Someone who makes child porn of one or more characters and then, when confronted about it, decides to say if it's aged up or not.
That person is such a Schrodinger's Pedophile.
by anonymous July 29, 2025
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Schrodinger's Dealer

When you ask your plug if they sell and they say "Depends"
Joey is such a Schrodinger's Dealer, like who does he think he's fooling?
by HahaFunnyMan May 7, 2020
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