schrodinger's existentialism

The belief that something can only exist if you believe in its existance, therefore, making you the god of all in your existence

Dude, I am schrodinger's existentialism...

by ApocEclipse January 8, 2021

Schrodinger's Man

A man who will either protect you or make it so you need protecting.

Schrodinger's man will argue it's "not all men" but it's up to you to find out if he is.

by utahanarchist February 8, 2023

schrodinger's chaser

someone that proclaims they love a certain gender, and then when their partner comes out as transgender, of the gender they proclaim to love, they dislike them to their entirety, and beg for them to change back.

ace : yeah, when i came out, he threw an absolute fit, even though i thought he liked men too! he's schrodinger's chaser, for real.
bill : damn, i'm sorry bro. i'm glad you broke up with him!

by shugrrplum_ August 9, 2025

schrodinger's meme

When you find a meme that is either funny or unfunny depending on the context, however you do not know the context of it.

Person1: I saw this anime meme that feels like it could be satirical but also may not be.

Person2: Sounds like schrodinger's meme to me.

by Calvinator_lmao June 27, 2023

schrodinger's criminal

One who makes criminal statements, particularly suggesting committing a crime, attempting a crime or otherwise endorsing a crime to be committed, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.

The president, playing schrodinger's criminal, said voters could send a mail ballot and then try to vote in-person to see if the mail ballot was tabulated.

by ifjejwo93jf8djq91jddgh September 2, 2020

Schrodinger's Perspective

- The people who say "Ohana means family, and family means no one gets left behind or forgotten" as their excuse to find ways to make literally anyone and possibly everyone belong to some part of society.

- the perspective of "I don't like everyone, but I love everyone"

- You try to look for reasons make anything fit in to one place.

- Adaptive thinking (half-strawman reasoning)

- You don't change what it is, you just find a way it can apply

You can make the passion of a con artist beneficial by gaining the Schrodinger's Perspective.

by MickeyMaker June 20, 2021

Schrodinger's Douchebag

Someone who makes a distasteful/offensive comment (Racist, sexist, homophobic etc), then tries to play it off after it doesn't land.

Guy 1 (Schrodinger's Douchebag): "Marlon mogs all of you? Yeah, but he's black."

Guy 2: "No, he's not."

Guy 1: "Oh, he's not?" *Nervously tapping on table*

Guy 2: "Have you seen his parents? They're white."

Guy 1: "Oh."

Guy 2: "I think he's just really tan. He does mog."

Guy 1: "H-He mogs us to oblivion."

by Dean Dihchester July 9, 2025