patrick schmitt

He’s a gay kid trying to find his place in the world

Patrick Schmitt is such a kind guy

by Patrick Schmitt January 7, 2019

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Jonathan schmidt

Some fucker that sits in a corner and is alone most of the time, and he want to die. If you see a Jon, kill them, shit on them, and call the cops. Your peoples safety is in your hands.

Thank you

“Fuck that scrawny white boy Jonathan Schmidt” said the public

by Yos.com January 15, 2019

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Strudel Schmidt

A type of layered pastry which is very risky to eat, it can either be amazing if you are lucky- its with a delicious nutella filling but in most cases its filled with dog shit..

We played truth or dare last night, that Ben dude was dared to try a freshly baked Strudel Schmidt...puked his heart out after that poor bastard.

by OGloc January 29, 2019

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mrs schmitt

The annoyingest fucking teacher out there. Has a major ass hunchback that’s really noticeable. She tends to give her students sass and a bunch of homework. She is also really fucking ugly

Hey did you see Mrs Schmitt’s hunchback today. Ew the fuck

by shannon declarer March 17, 2019

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