Mossy Sausage

Another name for the male genitalia referring to the resemblance to a lovely, mushroom tipped sausage resting idyllically in a glistening bed of curly moss.

Sara was not expecting to be so emotionally moved by gazing upon his Mossy Sausage, yet she was overcome with a feeling of majesty.

by The turd abibes March 21, 2018

Sausage Portal

A term you give to someone you dislike; normally insinuating that they are a homosexual.

Dude you are such a sausage portal.

by Kyle Rokehh January 12, 2011

Rabies sausage

When a woman puts tooth paste on a man's dick and brushes it with a toothbrush. After this she puts the penis in her mouth and the paste makes her look like she's foaming at the mouth, like if she had rabies.

My girlfriend uses mint toothpaste when she does the "rabies sausage"

by scribbles-maggibbles November 12, 2009

Sausage beast

A really annoying person

Jane is a sausage beast

by Jkl355 May 29, 2018

Congo Sausage

Euphemism for interracial wee wee.

Always considered rather trampy, she was notorious for her love of the Congo Sausage.

by El Stink July 17, 2009

Sausage Basket

When the word "whore" just isn't enough.

"What do you mean, dating four guys at once? What a sausage basket".

by Haydoom July 26, 2009

sausage fiend

An evil gay male mastermind slut, hunting for the best sausage around the city.

Barry mate, I saw you last night, you looked like a sausage fiend on a mission! Nobody was safe in that gay bar.

by HighestCommonDenominator May 11, 2014