"hey Rachel you know Liam Neeson is 60?"
"yeah, that's some fine vintage sausage in need of a good gobble!"
"yeah, that's some fine vintage sausage in need of a good gobble!"
by muddledaction September 25, 2012
Get the Vintage Sausagemug. by Fabio September 23, 2004
Get the Sausage Weemug. 1. Man, that sausage sure is delicious! What kind is it?
Oh, that's Owens country sausage.
2. Damn I love that Owens sausage!!!!
Oh, that's Owens country sausage.
2. Damn I love that Owens sausage!!!!
by melonie January 1, 2009
Get the owens sausagemug. A Cumbernauld Sausage is like a Cumberland Sausage, but made by an unemployed scumbag living on the streets. It is full of dirt and looks like something dumped inside the Cumbernauld Town Centre. Popular with homeless people in that area, but universally hated in other towns.
by FunkDaBeat September 21, 2014
Get the Cumbernauld Sausagemug. One would define a sausage clamp as when one's penis (or other phallus shaped object) becomes stuck/lodged in another's orifice, particularly so, when a couple/group has had a considerably vigorous session.
"Oh my god, it was so tight, it definitely sausage clamped me!"
"That cherry pie sausage clamped me."
"I was stuck there for hours, it was such a sausage clamp."
"I've never felt a vacuum like it this is the worst sausage clamp I've ever had"
"OMG she gives a sausage clamp like no other"
"That cherry pie sausage clamped me."
"I was stuck there for hours, it was such a sausage clamp."
"I've never felt a vacuum like it this is the worst sausage clamp I've ever had"
"OMG she gives a sausage clamp like no other"
by The Bosmeister December 28, 2013
Get the Sausage Clampmug. 
by Haydoom July 26, 2009
Get the Sausage Basketmug.