sausage fiend

An evil gay male mastermind slut, hunting for the best sausage around the city.

Barry mate, I saw you last night, you looked like a sausage fiend on a mission! Nobody was safe in that gay bar.

by HighestCommonDenominator May 11, 2014

chicken sausages

Code closeted republicans to state their Trump support, without backlash.

Hey, Chicken Sausages.
I know, but they're trying to catch him riding dirty.

by Toddburt July 16, 2019

Sausage bucket

The act of inserting 3 penises into a vagina or anus.

That ho received a sausage bucket last night.

by T LO June 29, 2012

Cumbernauld Sausage

A Cumbernauld Sausage is like a Cumberland Sausage, but made by an unemployed scumbag living on the streets. It is full of dirt and looks like something dumped inside the Cumbernauld Town Centre. Popular with homeless people in that area, but universally hated in other towns.

I had a Cumbernauld Sausage last night. It was disgusting!

by FunkDaBeat September 21, 2014

Sausage Rolled

a sexual act of when a women's fat rolls are wrapped around the males penis and stroked with the skin

Jake got sausage rolled by his fat mother

by D.O.4.H September 1, 2016

Sausage Wee

A mans love goo, baby oil, cum...

Stevey P: That girl make me sausage wee in my pants

by Fabio September 23, 2004

Vintage Sausage

Old man penis that like a fine wine matures with age.

"hey Rachel you know Liam Neeson is 60?"
"yeah, that's some fine vintage sausage in need of a good gobble!"

by muddledaction September 25, 2012