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Chinese Egg-salad sandwich

A person forcefully stuffs lettuce and croutons into a chicken’s ass. Then said person proceeds to stuff the chicken into the anal cavity of an anorexic dog. Proceed to fuck the nasal cavity of the dog while eating the salad out of the chicken.
Hey you wanna come over to my house tonight? We’re having a Chinese Egg-Salad Sandwich.
by Shower_Shiter_Duo January 24, 2023
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Gorilla Salad

1. A thick, course public bush reminiscent of the jet black hair of the eastern mountain gorilla (G. beringei beringei).

2. Professional ice hockey player and all around mouth-breathing dick-clown Daniel Carcillo.
Chicago Blackhawks forward Dan "Gorilla Salad" Carcillo has been suspended indefinitely, pending an in-person hearing with the NHL's Department of Player Safety regarding an act of aggravated stupidity.
by Tankho February 26, 2013
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weed salad

When several friends are all adding a bit of their weed to the bowl and they all have differing weed, much like the differing ingredients in a garden salad.
Friend: "We've got a weed salad here! There's some indoor, some outdoor, a bit of headies, it's all good!"
by Qeqeneq May 13, 2009
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astonishing face salad

Astonishing face salad is the presence of impressive facial hair
by Jimmy j Johnson June 1, 2009
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Thats what he said

Similar to thats what she said, except it refers to what a male would have said during the act of having sex.
Person 1: It was short but its good cuz it was free.

Person 2: Thats what HE said
by Crazyman4 July 22, 2009
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That's what Hitler said!

The best joke ever. Soon to replace the terrible "that's what SHE said" jokes. Anything mildly anti-Semitic, involving cooking, showers, or gas breeds necessity for this comment.
"You stink, man. Go take a shower!"
'That's what Hitler said!'
by bleedblueandwhite September 12, 2009
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cum salad

It is when a female has unprotected sex with multiple men in a short period of time. there is so many different men's seamen in her it is like all the ingredients in a salad. This can be proven on national television on various trash talk shows when multiple men are tested for paternity.
I saw La-Queef on the Maury show and she had the 8th man tested for paternity. That ho had a cum salad up in her.
by Teabagette April 12, 2005
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