Swear Jug

A spin on the whole concept of a swear jar being that someone mouth is so foul that they need a jug instead of a jar

Stone coal is such a baddass that instead of a swear jar he needs swear jug

by EmJayee July 12, 2019

fake-swearing

Want to swear without getting punished? Just use fake-swearing!

A: loses at game
A: DUCK YOU!
B: that fake-swearing plan worked perfectly

by Graniteisarock November 19, 2022

swear in

1. to make someone give a formal promise in a law court or at an official ceremony
2. to bind oneself by oath.

The chief justice will swear in the president.

by Rooster MG January 02, 2019

dude swears

A dude swears to make a swear something is true if they were wrong they would lose their dudeness.

Joe: Dude swears that fucker is mint af
Ayden: Nah dude swears that fuckers worth a 100 bucks

by Evan Hagahansen January 09, 2018

faux swear

A word or phrase used in replacement of a real @&$*ing swear word. For example, “Crap, Shucks, Son of a Fork, etc.”

My mom says I can’t say the f-word, so I use faux swears instead.

by DJ Kran August 17, 2018

Stinky swear

When one swears upon the most holiest and sacred honours

Yo Mike said he gave that guy a rusty trombone, I asked for a pinky swear, he gave a stinky swear

by JustinJected February 06, 2022

Swear Mothers

Used when, to sound convincing of telling the truth, or wanting to be believed. Possibly Australian origin. Condensed from swear on my mothers grave

Such & such happened, swear mothers.

“It wasn’t me swear mothers”

by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020