Certified Stump

A male that is below 5’5 is considered a Certified Stump. This man also has a short torso and short legs.

Damn, Jake really is a certified stump.

by coolmama7668292 March 03, 2022

gump stump

A euphemism indicating having too much of something.

We have dandelions up the gump stump.

by kp_sapphire September 29, 2006

Muffin Stump

The bottom portion of the muffin. Often left as refuse due to its lack of taste.

Gurl, who left all these muffin stumps everywhere? Where are all the tops of these muffins?

by Manny November 25, 2003

your stumped

Having nothing to say back, lost for words, burned, stupid

Shut up Jose I told you I own this word. YOUR STUMPED!!!

by Shut up Jose April 25, 2010

stump grinder

A person, who is sexually aroused by rubbing themselves against an amputee's remaining limb.

Mark is such a stump grinder, he became a physical therapist to find dates.

by LaBelleEstelle March 03, 2014

Tree stump

a tiny cock

lisa: i was with that guy last night.
Leanne: oh yeah, what happened?
Lisa: not much he had a tree stump!

by chris909 February 17, 2009

Vanessa Stump

Someone who is so obsessed with Patrick Stump that she claims to be married to the singer.

Me:Hey Vanessa, whats your last name?
Vanessa: Stump, as in Patrick Stumps wife
Me: Not even in your wet dreams

That girl is such a Vanessa Stump!

by Emily Addictive September 20, 2008