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crotch of the storm

the area of the storm when the weather fucks you the most
guy 1: "gahhh the weather is fucking me over!!"

guy 2: " ha your in the crotch of the storm
by xmastermattx May 2, 2008
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leabo story

"Leabo" should be used as a Noun, Proper Noun. A Leabo Story is a story that has no climax, purpose, and is just stupid. The common symbol for a Leabo Story is to form a "L" shape with your pointer finger and thumb. The teller of the story should be ridiculed for telling such a bad story. For your story to be called a Leabo should be considered an insult.

Example Story: Me and my friend Mitch used to go tubing, we don't go anymore.

The term Leabo can also be used to describe poop. This form of "Leabo" should be used as a verb.
My dad and I were doing yard work and my brother was playing Pokemon and my dad was like "hey stop that". This is a Leabo Story.
by MichealObeal December 12, 2013
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Grocery Store Feet

(Noun): When the bottom of someones feet are black like they've been walking bare-foot on a dirty grocery store floor.

Normally found on white people's feet because they have light skin and it is more noticeable, but is not limited to other ethnicity's feet.
Guy 1: Damn does she ever wear shoes?!
Guy 2: It don't look like it. She got grocery store feet!
by capnkev April 9, 2009
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Stormzy

A black grime artist originating from Croydon in London.

Typically seen in an adidas tracksuit or occasionally a Gucci suit
The most popular grime artist (in terms of records sold etc.) and made Grime become more mainstream than it originally was
Not much is known about his childhood, although you get a grasp that he grew up in a culture dominated by drugs, guns and gang violence
Rose to huge fame with his songs "Know Me From" and "Shut Up" which were released in January and December 2015 consecutively
His latest album, "Gang Signs and Prayer" was released in February 2017
He is 6'5 and goes by nicknames such as Gunshot Michael, Mr Skeng, WickedSkengMan, MERK and The Problem
Stormzy: If grime's dead then how am i here?
Fans: Talk 'bout him better #problem

Stormzy: Come round call me a back-up dancer? On stage at the brits
Fans : BACK-UP DANCER?
by I'mKindaShitReally May 5, 2018
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Story time

An unfunny dumb useless word ruining a Tik tok comment section
I don’t even want to give an example cuz it enrages me sm but story time
by ur mommy’s big bittys March 30, 2022
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Lesbian sex story

Lesbian sex story: Mei had come home from a long day from work. Sh sat her purse on the table and went straight to her room. When she opened the door to se her girlfriend Ash, funny nude on the bed. "Come on I dont bite" Ash says full of lust. Mei walks up to the bed as Ash gets up from the bed and starts unbuttoning Mei's shirt as Mei caresses Ash's wet pussy. Mei moans is excitement and Ash takes off her pants as Mei takes off her blouse. Mei slams Ash onto the bed and starts making out with her as Ash takes off Mei's bra and slips off her underwear. "now the fun can begin." Mei spreads Ash's legs apart and licks her deep in her drenched pussy and Ash moans. "Deeper~ go deeper~ and harder~" while still in Ash's pussy, Mei wiggles her tongue faster and goes deeeper. With her hands she starts to playfully squish and poke Ash's nipples and huge titties. Mei comes up and gasps for air and seductively licks her lips. Ash flips so shes on top of Mei and plays with her wet, juicy, pussy. "Come on baby, fuck me. Fuck me till I cant feel myself anymore. FUCK ME UNTILL I CUM, CUM ALL OVER." Mei begs "You dirty slut. I'll fuck you HARDER THAN THAT." After that, Ash starts sucking and softly biting Mei's nipple while using four fingers to finger Mei. She moans in such delight "Deeper mommy~ DEEPER~~" So she goes deeper and Mei starts to cum. "Y-Yess mommy make me cum more~" They continued their sex until both was passed out and the sheets were covered in cum and their "juice".
by Bicurious Bitch May 23, 2021
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Long Story Short

Taking a long story and summarizing its main points, skipping over unnecessary details
I wanted to tell you all about my amazing day , but long story short, I totaled your car!!
by .PiCe.NuSSy. October 25, 2008
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