miami steamer

The act of taking a crap on a person's back while they are laying out in the sun, leaving a nice pile of shit tan line.

Jon left a steaming "J" on April's back, she's gonna have one hell of a Miami Steamer tan when she wakes up.

by CubanAso September 14, 2006

Hot Steamer

A sexual act where your partner takes a dump on your chest.

Jesse DeMello just gave Anythony Parrone a hot steamer.

by Jesse DeMello January 23, 2009

Steer

Verb; To have sex on the cards almost inevitably but somehow screwing yourself over by being a twat.

"Oh mate, did you bang that girl last night?"
"No pal, I Steered as per usual"

by IHateSteer March 15, 2013

Windy City Steamer

Another variation of the Cincinnati bowtie, where the giver flatulates in the victim's face. Only this time, the flatulation becomes a shart, and the victim receives a heap of hot brown lumps right there on the neck. If the lumps come in a ferocious spray to the face, the steamer becomes the Windy City Carl (no seran wrap).

"Last night after we had mexican food, I gave my girl a windy city steamer."

by Master Leo November 3, 2006

Alabama Steamer

Taking a "number two" on a female's vagina and then performing oral sex on her.

"John did an Alabama steamer on her? Sick!"

by Lost4You March 4, 2009

Window Steamer

Retarded kids riding on a short bus with their faces pressed against the glass, causing window to steam up.

Man, did you see that bus full of window steamers just ride by ?

by Fletch11 December 24, 2010

lorraine steamer

When you shit on her chest then go right in the crack from behind

On my wedding night, my wife wanted to try something new so we I gave her the lorraine steamer

by topdog34iswoof October 3, 2019