stempky

a kid who thinks he/she is completely awesome, yet is a total douchebag. The only reason people talk to him/her is when he/she bribes them with Little Debbies snacks, and when someone tells him/her that he/she is an idiot, he/she does not believe the insult.

"Dude, Do you wanna hang out? I got Little Debbies."

"Sure, I love knowing a Stempky, even though your an idiot"

by scooterballs April 19, 2010

Stemm

A stemm is a gay/lesbian female who dresses like a guy, and dresses like a girl.

Person 1: Look at that girl, she looks like a dude with all those guy clothes on, she has to be a stud

Person 2: Well she was wearing girly clothes yesterday, so I thought she was a femm

Person 3: Actually she's a stemm, she's wears boy clothes sometimes, and girl clothes other times

by JenniferHill November 8, 2009

stemming the rose

Male homosexual anal sex,

From Brokeback Mountain, Ennis and Jake's boss says - "You guys wasn't gettin' paid to leave the dogs babysit the sheep, while you stemmed the rose"

Stemming the rose

by PhilDM1 January 10, 2009

Stemming

Stemming itself, is the act of anal sex, whilst the "receiver" has chronic, unstoppable diarrhoea, therefore "stemming" the flow. Beware of projectile sprays, and the preparation of plastic sheeting beforehand is a very commonly held practice.

Stemming is something beautiful that occurs between either straight couples, or gay men. It is generally the man, or the "daddy" doing the stemming, as the woman needs an extra attachment to make it work, therefore making it less popular.

Warning: Be conscious of causing an unintentional rose-bud, or pink sock. These events are widely known to be very disconcerting.

Example 1;

Man 1 enters room, and gags/vomits uncontrollably, "Oh my god, this room is vile... and the smell!"

Man 2, "Oh yeah, I brought this filthy bitch back last night and I was stemming her all night... I should probably clean this mess up."

Example 2;

Man 1, "Did I tell about what happened last night? Oh dear... My girlfriend had chronic diarrhoea for hours, and the only thing I could think of to stop it was shoving my cock in her arse!"

Man 2, "Urgh?!? Really?! You stemmed her?"

Man 1, with a big shitty grin on his face, "Yeah, it did surprise her... and she's still cleaning up the mess now. Haha!"

Man 2, "Filthy bitch."

by MasterNameless July 11, 2011

stems

Gams; sexy or lovely long, slender female legs.

"The best part of an true bette is her smokin' hot stems."

"Dude, check out the Maria coming this way!! What epic stems!!"

"Sheryl Crow has the world's greatest pair of stems!"
"Way!!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 1, 2010

Stemmie

Or "Stemjob" Used by people from Broken Hill. slang for stupid dumb idiot dopey silly foolish crazy

Don't act like a. Stemmie. You idiot. You're a Stemjob!. He was acting like a Stemmie and stuffed up.

by Chanzcesr May 14, 2018

stemen

A rather large, steaming hot, load of semen immediately expelled from the penis after orgasm.

Big John let loose his stemen all over his partner, Sally's face.

Paul peeled off his condom after fucking Sara up the ass only to fill her mouth with stemen.

by Tom_RBK March 28, 2008