running the STD gauntlet

having unprotected sex with a particularly skanky slut you just picked up on a night out, and praying you don't catch any STD's (sexually transmitted diseases) from her.
Dude 1: Man, I fucked a mega hot chick last night.
Dude 2: Woah! did you bag up?
Dude 1: Nah, didn't have any rubbers on me so I was running the STD gauntlet.
Dude 2: You should get yourself checked out dude, you might have AIDS.
by its-a me, mario! May 20, 2014
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Facebook STD Test

Based on the hypothesis that an individual carrying an STD would most likely refrain from "friending" a random sexual partner on Facebook.

Can be used to ascertain the following data:

A "friends" B and B accepts = NO STDs

A "friends" B and B rejects = B has an STDs and thus A might now as well.
John: Did you seriously raw dog that girl you met last night at the party?

Tim: Yea man, but she passed the Facebook STD Test because she friended me this morning.

John: Can I see her picture?

Tim: No, I rejected the request because somethings been going on down there the past few weeks that I need to get checked out.

John: Nice.
by SimpleKind of Man February 02, 2010
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Non Tell STD

A sexually transmitted disease that is not important enough to have the "I have an STD" conversation with another person.
Crabs would be a Non Tell STD included while ghonneria is not.
by Skip Kennewick September 03, 2008
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STD Grab Bag

A fucking splendid hardcore punk band out of the the Chicago suburbs.

Originally called the 'Target Rats', they decided to change their name and asked the crowd at a show for ideas; STD Grab Bag was the one they went with, and have remained since.
ME: Hey Jesus, let's go to the STD Grab Bag show!

JESUS: Fuck yeah!
by Peter December 14, 2004
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skankitus STD

any std you get from preforming ass to maof with a skank
I got a skankitus STD when i went ass to maof with my grandpa
by Coopad.com January 07, 2008
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std grab bag

When you mention to a potential sexual partner that you do not have condoms on you, and they reply 'So?!?' without hesitation.
Man I'm waiting to see what I caught from that std grab bag last night. That girl didn't give a damn that I didn't have condoms on me.
by systemengineer August 10, 2009
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STD Carrot Cake

Girls who have STDs

What a stupid MF called me.
You’re such an STD Carrot Cake!”

“Miiiiisss! He called Me an STD Carrot Cake!”
by Exotics Lair Fan 1407 August 05, 2021
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