Status Hijack

When somebody comments on a Facebook status and gets more likes on their comment than the status.

Girl's Status: "There's a hot babe in my shower ;)" (29 likes)
Some Dude: "Hang on, I'll be out in a sec" (45 likes)
Another Guy: "epic status hijack!"

by FruitaSalad December 26, 2011

status quo

A british band who plays the best feckin' boogie rock on the earth,giddit?

Caroline,Mystery Song,Slow Train,Down Down,4500 times

by Hedda with 2 d. March 5, 2005

Status Check

Similar to a cup check, but for ones overall standing at the moment. Take into account ones overall health, well being and/or current situation.

Hank: "What is Ryan doing over at the bar hitting on that holstein?"
Matt: "He needs a status check."
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Ryan:"Why did Matt just slide into third in his gym shorts? This is city league softball right?"
Hank:"Status Check"

by Yenrh Ollow July 11, 2010

Status Hijack

The use of the 'comment' feature on someone's status update on facebook to conduct a personal conversation, unrelated to the status.

Pam: "Oh look! I have like 20 new notifications!"

*clicks on notifications only to realise that she has been status hijacked once again!*

Pam: "Oh no, it was just Adam and Ayden pulling yet another status hijack. Oooooh those boys!" *shakes fist*

by Adman47 December 12, 2009

Status Rash

A person who once seeing a facebook status is all over it like a rash with comments and thumbs up.

OMG, she's commented on my boyfriends status for like the 17th time today, shes such a status rash!

by lpod85 September 11, 2009

status review

when people review movies in their facebook status

dude: did you see Kick Ass?

friend: no, but i read hella good status reviews...

by chillchic11 May 10, 2010

status carpet bombing

The act of injecting into other people's status conversation with random and completely off topic comments, which in turn are to be ignored to the extent possible by the persons enjoying the status conversation.

Bob: Off to the races.
Ted: Where ya racing?
Bill: Vroom Vroom!!!
Bob: Going to o see the Ponies at the track.
Bill: I prefer puppies.
Ted: Which track? And what is Bill doing.
Bob: The Picket Downs. and Bill is Status Carpet Bombing. Pay him no attention.
Bill: Fall Back their busting through the line!!!!!

by cnote56 September 16, 2010