sharted

When you attempt to fart but accidentally shit yourself.

Dude, we need to leave! I just sharted...

by Ishatmyself June 5, 2010

for starters

To begin with
used to say that something is the first in a list of things

"Deborah believes him, indicating, for starters, that she isn't the brightest"

(Judith Crist).

by bitterscotch October 29, 2015

heart starter

A beer in the morning

Does anyone want a heart starter?

by jcd June 7, 2003

Starter Dick

Otherwise known as the “Goldilocks” of dick sizes, a starter dick is that golden ratio of not too big not too small. The starter dick is the introduction to above average sized male sex organs. Users of the starter dick may then be open to exploring bigger options.

I found out my new boyfriend has a starter dick, it’s like the perfect size!”

by Sleepyish February 4, 2018

Staredown Mack

A dude that only looks at a chick he wants, instead of macking her down.

If you holla at a chick, you can't be a staredown mack.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant July 18, 2005

sarted

fart when your sad ;(

oh now he sarted :(

by ayochingconhwallabinbong February 24, 2022

Cal-Stated

When the irrigation sprinklers turn on, and spray the crowd at a large event on a California State University Campus.

I was at the concert and it Cal-Stated during the final act; I was soaked.

by ZOOyorker101 October 20, 2010