Smartest Person Ever: Why only PLASTIC sporks here, and not any METAL sporks?
The Person Ever: I dont know, just somethin they do
The Person Ever: I dont know, just somethin they do
by NotIsaacWasTaken March 18, 2023
Get the Metal Sporkmug. Kinda like spooning but somewhere along the way he pulls out his spork and dips it in the pie *wink wink*
by phone guy/dude August 12, 2020
Get the Sporkingmug. The act of feeding any KFC foods requiring a utensile to your partner with your penis, as well as distributing pussy juice on the biscuit if applicable.
So I just hung out under the table at KFC while some stranger
Sporked a whole container of mac and cheese into my face; hey good lookin'want to spork me some potatoes and gravy?; Why aren't you sporking some of that onto my biscuit?
Sporked a whole container of mac and cheese into my face; hey good lookin'want to spork me some potatoes and gravy?; Why aren't you sporking some of that onto my biscuit?
by Meester Grassyass August 31, 2019
Get the Sporkingmug. The act of sporking, is grabbing an individual's asshole thus making your hand look like the shape of a spork as explained by NFL’s Willie Colon on the Flagrant 2 podcast , episode : Roganomics.
time stamp on of explanation on video via youtube ; 1:17:15
Past tense ; sporked
time stamp on of explanation on video via youtube ; 1:17:15
Past tense ; sporked
by OluwaHefner March 20, 2019
Get the Sporkingmug. The act of heating a metal spork with a blowtorch until it's red hot, and using it as a strap-on. The thrusting must be done in a scooping motion to catch any poop inside the rectum. As the spoon eventually cools down, the dominate party will pull it out of the submissive's ass, and force the luke warm shit covered spork in the submissivs's mouth to clean off.
by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 20, 2024
Get the Hot Rod Sporkingmug. A bisexual person;
The fork component being the part of them that's attracted to females, the spoon component being the part of them that's attracted to males.
The fork component being the part of them that's attracted to females, the spoon component being the part of them that's attracted to males.
Guy: that's some real spork behavior
Girl: he's so smooth and casual about it tho, could pull me for sure
Guy: damn, same here
Girl: he's so smooth and casual about it tho, could pull me for sure
Guy: damn, same here
by RizzyRedRaccoon August 25, 2023
Get the Sporkmug. To spoon with a girl while having a chubby or boner. While you are behind the girl possibly touching her backside with you penis. Therefore "sporking" because you have the little fork end (wiener).
by TheMcNasty November 19, 2014
Get the Sporkmug.