spank cam

When you finish an outrageously graphic masturbation session and while wiping up ropes of jizz do you discover the cover of your webcam is wide open.

HAL 9000: "...Yes Dave... I just saw you masturbate. And so did every employee at NASA."
Dr. Dave Bowman: "Hal! You are just a goddamn spank cam!"

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker October 23, 2019

Spank Paper

The paper used for catching you're load after masturbating.

I.E. Tissue, or Toilet Paper.

I need to find my spank paper. so i can blow this load. No clean up needed.

by Spooty McSpooterson January 26, 2010

Spank for bank

When a guy masturbates for the camera and people online subscribe to it and he makes money from it.

GT thinks he's an inspirational role model but I saw that spank for bank clip he made.

by lucilooloo February 7, 2014

Spank Paint

1. (n) Semen
2. (v) to paint someone or something with semen

I got spank paint all over my sheets

I spank painted her face last night

by Rainman 2 July 23, 2012

Throw Spanking

When a man’s nutsack smacks a woman’s pussy while he is fucking her from behind.

Jerry’s balls were super red after throw spanking Jen for a couple hours.

by ThrowSpanker October 28, 2018

spank nugget

A term to describe the ejaculate of one during masterbation

I beat my dick so hard I sent a spank nugget across the room.

by natedawg420_4 April 3, 2010

Spanking Drunk

The state of being drunk to point where you have the irresistible urge to spank your friends. Often more socially acceptable where the spanker is an attractive woman. First found in the lingo in Cambridge, MA.

Ken: Wow, Lillian was spanking drunk last night...I think I have bruises!

by ODBHB April 8, 2009