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Wanker Sore

Sores on one's genitals from excessive and/or vigorous masturbation. A play on words from the more commonly known canker sore.
Why are you walking funny?

I stayed up all night masturbating and the wanker sores are killing me!
by MerkXRTurbo March 13, 2011
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gulf shores cream pie

When you eat a girl out after you dumped your load inside of her.
by cornbread5000 April 19, 2014
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making smores

when you shit on a graham cracker right before your buddy jerks a load of awesome sauce onto the poopie.
John and I had a great time at the movie and before you know it we were at his apartment making smores!
by Chip Winter July 23, 2014
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Daytona Beach Shores

Opposite of Daytona Beach. A classy, well to do, upscale section of Volusia County not to be confused with tourist trap Daytona Beach and it's local scum. Daytona Beach Shores is home to many retirees and very wealthy families. Many of the residents in the shores don't travel north into Daytona Beach. Instead, they choose to stay in their comfort zones of Ponce Inlet , Port Orange and the Shores where the houses and restaurants are expensive.
"My boyfriend lives in Daytona Beach shores. Not just Daytona!" Really!? does he have a bother?!

"Let's go to Daytona for Christmas!" Okay, but can we at least get a hotel in the shores with the rich people?
by Floridalingo December 30, 2011
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Sobes

A shortened for of the word "sober".
I'm gonna throw a sobes party tomorrow, complete with cake and Coca Cola.
by funnybunny97 July 19, 2011
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sore butt

After anal intercourse, most people are okay and can get on with life but for some, this act is accompanied by a feeling of tenderness around the anal opening. This is known as sore butt.
He had just Come Out and ventured onto the Gay Scene. The lesbians looked at him and smiled knowingly because they knew he had just walked into the Lion's Den. The gay men smiled appreciatively because this was New Meat. A man named Rupert walked across and grabbed the young gay man by the buns and after several drinks, took him home to Newbury, where they had very hot anal sex. The next day, he got up and dressed but felt a hot stabbing sensation in his rear end. He had sore butt. He was now a fully-fledged homosexual and was proud of his new lifestyle. Yay for gay!
by Heinkel Winkle July 31, 2004
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smores

graham cracker with a marshmallow and chocolate in between
or
a whore wearing a white t-shirt that poured choclate sauce all over herself with the assumption that in doing so she will get lucky?
what x-actly are smores im not really sure
by COOLEST biatch February 20, 2007
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