smartphone

A useless, flat, rectangular prism that can do nothing better than a brick except break.

Throw that smartphone into the trash can!

by diabetic_rice_farmer January 30, 2020

smatre

(Verb)Smash nature and destroy it

(Noun) KIlL NATURE

When the trash can hits the tree and goes WEEeE like dominoes

Nature: SMATRE ALERT smatre SMATRE smatre

Then all the trees fall

by QWERTYAZERTY no good names March 23, 2021

shatpost

A shitpost that is completely unfunny.

Can you stop with the Neco Arc shatposting; it's pretty stupid.

by Py~ May 10, 2022

smater

To disagree; hate

Wow that guy hates everything, he's such a smater.

by George J. Hernandez December 9, 2015

SMATCHIT

A short, dirty (perverted) man.

That old man is such a smatchit.

by Steve November 12, 2004

smatch

to choke with male juices or gizz

Don't make me smatch you

by Drew Tufts January 12, 2005

Smap

This is the use of a strong pimp hand slap, but with only 75% of full standard pimp hand slap kinetic force. Utilized generally to make an example of but not spoil the goods by elite urban pimps

When an elite pimp smaps a girl to get her attention but also the rest of is stock, without the potential for financial loss from damaging said goods.

by Doctor Übel November 19, 2010