shoveling the crease

To have sex.

Comes from the hockey term to clear away snow from a goaltenders play area.

Q: "Dude, did you catch the epic Kings beatdown of the Ducks last night?"

A: "Nah, I had this cute puck bunny come over and I spent the whole night shoveling the crease! Damn, it was good, but I hope I don't get boner's remorse - she's done like half the NHL."

by Drunken Kings Fan August 18, 2010

Shovel Punched

Shovel Punched - like getting hit in the head really hard with a shovel

I was watching this TV show on old mob guys, and this one old timer picked up a Shovel and hit this guy square in the face….. it’s like he Shovel Punched him.

by Red Earth January 8, 2011

Shovel Warrior

Shovel Warrior is a term used to describe a individual who used a shovel as there weapon of choice in a number of battles. With deadly efficiency.

OH NO ITS A SHOVEL WARRIOR RUN!!!

by Shovel Lord May 27, 2018

duped shovel

a sentence said by the internet funny man know as soundsmorf

soundsmith: hey guys im buying duped shovels send me a trade offer

by local gaming man September 11, 2021

Shovel Warrior

A girl that is so ugly it looks like she got hit in the face with a shovel

Damn! That chick is a huge Shovel Warrior, she wore that one right in the face!

by Pittbull March 24, 2005

Shovel Pic

A shovel pic is when a girl (or boy) tapes thumbtacks or other items to a shovel and shoves it up either their vagina or asshole. It is not a very popular practice, but it is commonly used amongst machocists.

Guy: "Yo bitch, send a shovel pic real quick ;)"

Girl: "kk bb ;3"

by Austin21B September 4, 2018

shoveling appetizers

When you and your lover go to a place like Applebees and cram the appetizers in each other' s buttcheeks to eat it out later.

The young couple was bored so they decided on a night of shoveling appetizers at the local Applebee's

by silverspoon catcradle November 4, 2016