saber sheath

n. 1) fencing term; a cover for one's sword.

2) a sexual euphemism.

En garde! Prepare to defend yourself Madame as I am about to slip off my saber sheath ... or slip it on. It is your choice.

by gnostic1 July 30, 2011

shmeaglet

Very small penis

The boy on the fourth floor named Xay has a shmeaglet

by shlongboy20 January 19, 2016

Shmeal

Halfway between a shnack and a meal. For when you're hungry and a shnack isn't enough and a full meal is too much so you go the happy medium, a shmeal.

I'm pretty hungry I'm gonna go make a late night shmeal.

by newlevel2020 July 22, 2020

do a smeaton

To rugby tackle someone to protect others

e.g John Smeaton tackling terrorists at Glasgow Airport

If that guy doesnt stop hassling those girls i'm going to do a smeaton on his ass...

by HBK Rules January 5, 2009

shmeet

A small penis or 'small meat', combining into shmeet.

Bro you got a shmeet?
Nah bro, I bet derek does though.

by UnShmeet January 19, 2016

Sheath

How my sister's friend refered to her horse's penis foreskin.

Sarah: The vet says your horse needs it's sheath cleaned. He can do it but I'll show you how to do it your self, it's cheaper. *wink*
Meliisa: *grins and follows her into the barn*
Me: looks at paper that clearly says "foreskin" not "sheath" *gags and runs behind hay bale*

by Jerk October 21, 2004

Schmeat

a person who has a small penis

it is the opposite to schlong.

"Yo Gonzo has a schmeat"
"No man I heard Carlos had a schmeat, his girlfriend told me"

by EjaculatoryAid May 17, 2015