Shitting thing

n., shit·ting thing

1) The act or process of shitting.
2) A person whom excretes shit.
3) What all animals do.
4) A thing that shits.
5) The elimination of fecal waste through one's anus.

present tense
Bob: Im a shitting thing!

future tense
Joe: Tonight I’m going to be a shitting thing!

Past tence
n00b: Last week I was a shitting thing!

also
bob2: What the fuck? get away from me you shitting thing!

by Is this name used? August 5, 2006

shitting seven colours

Term used to describe someone who is excessively scared or frightened.
Usually used metaphorically.

Also used in Holland, but translated into Dutch.

"He was shitting seven colours."
(He was very frightened.)

by Kelly December 22, 2004

shittea

shitty tea
any kind of tea that is not liked by the general population.

Lisa was sick and wanted to drink some tea, but all she had in her house was shittea.

by fhaing January 27, 2008

shitternetting

Shiternetting is the act of taking your laptop into the shitter and browsing whilst dumping.

You don't really want to see an example of shitternetting...

by WAMMY! May 23, 2009

shitting laser beams

When a person eats too much mexican food and upon the time of defecation the subject's feces which is expelled is so extreme and concentrated that the heat is not unlike a "laser-beam".

"Dude let's not eat at Taco Bell, last time I had some I was shitting laser beams,"

by Mr. Kettleman February 13, 2010

Shittang

n. - shǐt-tǎng

Another word for shithole, pig sty, or a messy room.
An unpleasant place to be... due to being so filthy.
Can be filled with trash, feces, maggots, flies, and rats.

Clyde: "I'm getting tired of this shittang. I'm leaving."

Nellie: "Jimmy, quit masturbating and clean out this damn shittang!!"

by mrdonn November 15, 2011

Shittybrook

When you wake up after a one night stand and you find out your gay partner shat all over your bed

"Man, remember that dude from last night? So I woke up last night after my bed smells like a toilet. That guy has just Shittybrooked me."

by Peacock8 September 22, 2019