shafted

What happens when you are forced to live with a view of a brick wall, most commonly due to a lack of excellent housing options in a college within a large city.

"Did you get shafted, too?" "Yeah. My suitemate claimed the better room before I could."

by marymary whereyagoin April 18, 2010

shorted

Kiwi term for shitting yah pants after losing bodily functions from drinking.

Fuck whats that noise? steves just passed out in the corner I think hes shorted too... dirty bastard.

by Andre Owen October 2, 2005

slarted

When someone sleeps farts and usually has no idea that it happened.

Babe, did you eat something gassy last night because you slarted all night long?

by Eslarty December 14, 2010

Tri-shared Ex

The former partner of three good friends whom all dated the ex at different points in time.

Robbie shouted at Kat, "don't talk to him, that is Tony, Ryan, and my tri-shared ex!!!"

by Tony Ray Lee October 27, 2007

Shafted

when you get cheated, stabbed, screwed over, or just have something shoved up your ass.

Person 1: that guy just screwd you over
Person 2: yah i know he shafted me that ass hole

by Adam West is BATMAN May 2, 2007

Shatted

When someone shitted real hard on something.

To OD (overdo it), to kill it

Yo, he has to be the winner of the freestyle competition...he shatted on his verse.

That chick shatted on every other girls' looks that nite. Did you see what she was wearing??

by Juanita4ev December 28, 2005

Shirted

The act of shirting is to ignore/blank. Often used via Non-verbal comunication by flicking the collar of your shirt at somebody you wish to ignore.

'Motherfucker got shirted'

'That boy purely trying it but i was like SHIRTED!'

by Pedantic Productions January 17, 2009