screwdezvous

a booty call; the chief part of a friend's with benefits relationship

"So are you two together?"
"Nah, it's just a friend's with bennies type deal. But we're going to screwdezvous at her place at one."
...
Sammy and Chris had a screwdezvous during halftime of the Pat's game.

by oleaveitin October 4, 2009

African Screwdriver

A sex position similar to doggystyle but performed with the guy on top of the girl with the girl laying face down on the bed. No this is not a butt-pirate's position because African Screwdrivers shouldn't become rusty trumbones.

The African Screwdriver is my girlfriend's favorite position, and a pillow should be used for the girl's head to help prevent concussions.

by Dyldo the champ November 12, 2009

screwdent

A screwdent is a student who is having sex with a professor or teacher.

They are generally pursued by the instructor, but may be the pursuer.

My man Malcom is getting banged by Mrs. K, that hot chem professor.

I swear, he's her second or third screwdent this year!

by MQTV August 17, 2020

Alabama Screwdriver

Its when you put your dick inside one of your cousins or relatives anuses and make them spin in the bed until they either shit or throw up.

James: Man , I pulled that Alabama Screwdriver on Irene!
Vincent: I want to try that with my family!

by Watermelon Homedad July 4, 2017

Shit me sideways with a screwdriver

Something to scream when you stub your toe or headbutt a doorframe

*Stubs toe*
"SHIT ME SIDEWAYS WITH A SCREWDRIVER"
*walks on like nothing happened"

by Legitnotspam March 29, 2015

screwdriver

You never have the right ones.

I needed this screwdriver for unscrewing screws, but they were all the wrong sizes.

by udusers1 August 11, 2010

screwdriver in paradise

The act of self-fellatio, not swallowing the resulting jism. Then, using a bendy straw in the shape of either a flamingo or the participant's name, force the jism into your partner's vaginal or anal cavity through means of blowing.

Me and the old ball and chain are gonna go try for a kid, but her cunt is a little too rancid for my richard, so I'm gonna do the old Screwdriver in Paradise method instead.

by smokeyblair June 7, 2019