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Jewelry Rattler

Generally a middle aged or elderly woman that wears and excessive amount of jewelry that rattles when she gets worked up.
Dylan’s mom was a real Jewelry Rattler as her rings clicked and bracelets clanked when she pointed her finger and shook her arm at him for drinking all the Gatorade after a serious masturbation session.
by eric_h October 16, 2022
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Doug Rattman

Doug Rattman is the middle-man in the Portal series made by Valve.
He saves her in the 2nd game, putting her on backup power in the Relaxation Annex (where you wake up in Portal 2).
He also wrote those little scribbles on the wall, telling Chell (The main character in the portal series) that the cake, in fact, is a lie.
Doug Rattman was so important in the portal series!
I know, right?
by accdef January 21, 2023
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Dutch Rattlesnake

The sexual act of farting while your penis is inside of your partner so that when flatulence occurs it vibrates simulating a rattlesnake tail warning of potential strike causing instant orgasm 92.69% of the time in the recipient of the Dutch Rattlesnake or Dutch Rattler
Ken gave me the meanest Dutch rattlesnake the other night, I nearly cream pied myself from those vibes.
by Rawnie Throbbins June 23, 2023
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Professional Battle Rattle

Variant of the term Battle Rattle. In this case it means wearing a suit and tie. This phrase is likely used by veterans who try to avoid wearing suits but are in a profession that requires wearing a suit.
Because we are meeting with the CEO of the company, we need everyone in professional battle rattle for the meeting. No Jeans, or T-Shirts with funny pictures folks.
by cw42 October 13, 2019
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Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Yuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratcha-thani Burirom Udomratchaniwetmahasathan Amon Phiman A Watan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit is the capital of Thailand. or Bangkok :)
i live in Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Yuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratcha-thani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Phiman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit
by JaxsandyDictionary2 February 27, 2021
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Puerto Rican Rattlesnake

The act of tying a maraca to the tip of your penis and shaking it back and forth
Did you see Jon doing the Puerto Rican Rattlesnake behind the bowling alley?
by Blong January 23, 2023
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The Rattle Snake

A masacistic way to get even with anyone who fucks with you. First, you take a tightly coiled dump in the bed sheets of your victim. You then hide in the closet and make hissing and other snake noises.
Patrick: I rattle snaked The childs bed last night
by Con-Artist March 9, 2005
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