Sex on the beach rule 1

Always bring comforter/sleeping bag to beach for sexual encounters. Do not use sheets or a towel..sand will find its way in guaranteed. - Thick fabric makes for a smooth ride.

Night 1, as follows;

Michelle: "The sand found its way through the fibers of the sheet"...ouch Sean!

Night 2, as follows; (after lesson learned)

Michelle: "This comforter is the best, Thanks to "Sex on the beach rule 1" and so are you, Sean!"

by BOMBEDONERZ November 13, 2011

trophy rule

A typical rule of society used to govern age disparity in relationships. The formula:

Age/2 + 7

According to the Trophy Rule, if a male is 26:

26/2 +7 = 20

The youngest female he can date is 21.

by Doctor Dictionary November 5, 2006

The Rule of Urban Dictionary

Every definition in Urban Dictionary always gets at least one thumbs down, in fact someone well thumbs down this definition

Person 1...Don't Bring Me the Horizon said every definition gets a thumbs down, so I gave him a thumbs down
Person 2...Thats the Rule of Urban Dictionary

by Don't Bring Me the Horizon November 22, 2011

three day rule

A rule established by the norms of society about the contact information received by people on the dating scene.

Scenario: A man receives a phone number from a woman in public. If he calls on day one, he will seem desperate. If he calls on day two, he will appear as if his interest is too strong and still desperate. However, if he waits until day three, he appears genuinely interested, and not clingy or needy.

Person 1: I got a girl's number today; should I call her tonight?

Person 2: No, you should give it the three-day rule, man.

by Shifty Eyed Goat June 16, 2004

The Golden Rule

It's OK when two men participates in a three-way with only one women.

Women: Hey, boys I want you both
I hope that you think that's cool
I know most guys won't freak together

Men: But she forgot about the Golden Rule
It's OK when it's in a three-way
It's not gay when it's in a three way.

by Turak October 27, 2011

the elbow rule

The rule stating that unless you can put your arms around a girl, hug her, and are able to tougch your own elbows, the girl is to be discarded and a new one should be found.

Freinds of drunk freinds should learn to apply this rule when drunk vision makes the drunk freind envision the unworthy girl who is 50 pounds less than she is.

and of course use common sense too. if you are apporaching midget size, vida guerrera wouldn't fit so midgets can use the finger rule. And Yao ming's can use the bicep rule.

p.s. if the girl is a hog beast then the rule no longer applies and for your dignities sake you should find another girl.

After careful examination of the elbow rule i realized that wendy, whom i had been going out with for 2 years, did not apply as a good candidate and therefore, it was imperative to dump her on the spot with no reason why.

by D-man12 November 17, 2007

The Silver Rule

The Silver Rule is so-named because it is similar to the well-known Golden Rule. However, it is a bit easier to do. The Silver Rule is simply, "Don't be a douche bag." Instead of having to do something like the Golden Rule, all you have to do is not be a douche bag.

I hate that Brandon, he just doesn't live by The Silver Rule.

by Dave Cook March 22, 2008