dutch rudder

Noun - Halfway between masturbation and a handjob. i.e. when a man has his own hand on his penis but someone else is controlling the motion.

SpinalTapp gave me the ole' dutch rudder one summer up on brokeback.

by Josh Edwards May 19, 2006

Dutch Rudder

When you have someone grab your arm and jack you off with your hand, instead of being gay.

Bill: Oh my god Joe you give the best dutch rudders.

by wtf is a pseudonym?????? March 8, 2009

Rude Kaiser

Simply put, to be rude. The act of impoliteness, douchebaggery, bad-manners, or offensiveness.

That assbutt Richard is a rude kaiser.

by ssj3kei October 4, 2006

Double Dutch Rudder (female)

The graceful act of duo masturbation, it is the hottest act that women can do. One female sticks her right hand in her vagina and fingers, while her friend pushes her right elbow down. They do this for pleasure, not for shrek

Damn dude did you see Alexa and Destiny do the double dutch rudder (female) together!?

by Sword fighter February 9, 2015

welsh rudder

similar to the dutch rudder;
however, involves someone penetrating their ass with their own finger and having a welsh broad move their arm for pleasure.

scotty does welsh rudders
owen watches scotty do welsh rudders

by iamRigby April 18, 2009

Double Dutch Rudder

Same as the Dutch Rudder except two males are needed to perform the Dutch Rudder (pulling up and down on the partners forearm while he grips his schlong), simultaneously.

Dude 1: I am bored as hell right now
Dude 3: Well, we could always do the Double Dutch Rudder
Dude 1: Sounds like a plan!
Dude 2: You know how I know you guys are gay? Your about to do the Double Dutch Rudder.
Dude 3: That's Gay?

by Andrew Straum December 18, 2008

Double Dutch Rusty Rudder

A unique and tasty spin on rusty trombone, the double dutch rusty rudder has officially happened once a girl eats your asshole while simultaneously giving you a reach around. However, your hand is on her arm guiding the pace of the HJ. Personally, I like getting double dutch rusty rudders while listening to Santana's Oye Como Va. The whole experience is very hispanic for me. Mostly because I like to eat churros while I receive them.

The last time Lonny Baxter received a proper Double Dutch Rusty Rudder, he was watching Perfect Strangers picturing Balky behind him.

by Andy Roddick's a Dickbag September 12, 2011