Roster Stalk

Roster Stalking is useful when attempting to determine the name of a classmate with whom you have never spoken. It is performed by perusing the online roster of a class, and then typing those names into Facebook until you recognize the picture of the person you are trying to find. A useful tool, but can quickly devolve into creeping.

I dunno, better Roster Stalk her.

by smangin ben January 6, 2011

rotten tomatoes

A movie critic site which is one run by hipsters. They give terrible ratings to good/mainstream movies and extremely high ratings to "underground" or "cult classic" films that nobody has heard of.

*Navigates to Rotten Tomatoes*

*Sees The Boondock Saints got a 20% rating, but A Job Worth Doing, a straight to VHS movie that nobody has heard of, got 83% positive review by the "critics"*

by DarthXanax August 19, 2013

Roster-bate

When one becomes so excited and aroused about their fantasy football lineup on a certain week that it leads to long periods of ejaculation and excitement.

I can't believe Roddy White and Matt Ryan are playing against the Lions this week. Excuse me while I go to my bedroom and roster-bate. Don't hate, Roster-bate.

by Fantasy Footaball Guru November 25, 2010

Robbie Rotten

If you're not him, I hate you, he is superior and will rise and kill even the dankest memes,

Oh shit it's Robbie Rotten! He's Number one and will end us!

by MeMahDude March 31, 2017

susie rottencrotch

a woman that feeds off of Marines paychecks, worn out and abused from years of plethoric amounts of cocks and semen filling the void of her hollow soul–well, her vagina at any rate.

Hey, meet my new girlfriend, Susie Rottencrotch.

by Lance Corporal Schmuckatelli August 31, 2010

rotten grapes

A goal or object that looked really desirable from a distance, but not worth the cost close up. From grapes that looked good on the vine , but proved rotten when eaten-ed. The opposite of sour grapes.

How's the new computer? Rotten grapes, and it's going back.

by knowman December 26, 2011

J. R. Rotem

A world-famous record producer and attention whore. He is best known for interrupting his musicians' radio singles with countless name and label drops, i.e. "J-J-J-J-J-RRR!!!" or "BELUGA HEIGHTS!!!"

Radio: BEGLUGA HEIGHTS!!!
Listener: Damn J. R. Rotem! I was just getting into that song!

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Radio: Jason Derülo! BELUGA HEIGHTS!!! J-J-J-J-J-RRR!!!
Listener 1: Who does this song?
Listener 2: Damned if I know..

by Annoyed Great Falls Resident June 21, 2010