Rofl-lol

Rofl-lol; a twee and underhand way of describing the date-rape drug 'rohypnol'. Coined in the mid 00's to hybridise Internet culture and sick, twisted humour.

"How many would you like?"
"How many what?"
"How many rofl-lol's do you take?"

Rofl-lol by andrewjohnson September 3, 2009

ROFL guarded 

When playing Warcraft 3's online game Are U A Retard and getting kill by a ROFL guard(A.k.A felguard)

LOL!! that noob just got ROFL guarded !!

ROFL guarded by Utonduragu June 16, 2008

rofl copter 

the paramedics for when ur laughing too hard

gabeg: she shit on ur face!!
gabew: AHAHAHAH!!!!
gabeg: OMG HeS CHOKING!!! somebody, get the rofl copter!!

rofl copter by gabewskie October 7, 2009

rofl(#) 

Rofl Waffle: funny and deliciouss

:)

Dude some crazy bitch was all over my dick last night

ROFL(#) rock on!

rofl(#) by ohaiiiiii June 11, 2009

Rofl Dinosaur 

An older person that is still very...well...rofl. Can just be used in general if you feel like acting retarted and yelling it out at random.

Mike: Did you see David's dad? Hes so funny!

Adam: He a total Rofl Dinosaur!!



In a public place...

Mike: ROFL DINOSAUR!!!!

Rofl Dinosaur by PalindromemordnilaP April 21, 2009

rofl pØwn

A term for owning a person or group of persons so bad that the terms "own" or "pwn" alone do not cover. Rofl PØwnage can come in many forms and the greatest or most powerful include self rofl pØwnage and secret rofl pØwnage. To rofl pØwn someone and not have them know is one of the highest honors anyone can attain.

"I just rofl pØwnd that n00b so bad he won't be able to walk for a week!"

rofl pØwn by John Blue September 8, 2008

rofl waffles 

a company formed by 3 students at hamburg high school.Shane,Mike,and Vinny.

I ate so many rofl waffles I vomited worse than the time i drank that bottle of ipacac.

rofl waffles by SMVco. December 16, 2008