robot jokes

not funny.

Matt's robot jokes are not funny.

by captaingeech March 27, 2019

Sad Robot

A three way with two humans and a robot, where the robot dies and the two humans use the robot carcass as a sex toy.

My GF and I had a sad robot the other day.

by vbpj October 19, 2014

Robot Chickenhead

performing fellatio in synchronization to the Cartoon Network's late-night show "Robot Chicken"

Hey baby, adult swim's on... Come gimme some of that Robot Chickenhead!

by tots4sho July 21, 2011

Go Robot

When you have to shit so bad that you suddenly move like a robot so you can walk stiffly and keep your ass cheeks together.

After I ate that bad tuna, my stomach blew a gasket causing me to have to go robot so I could make it across the room without shitting myself.

by Beelzebubba May 18, 2015

Robot King24

A toaster found on Incredibots, Minecraft, and other small branches of them thereof.

Bring me my Robot King24!

by ArkayXXIV May 13, 2010

robot fuel

Coffee

Robot fuel: the black sludge that powers your average robot through interminable hours of binary drudgery. Over-frequent use will cause system failure.

by afrowolf November 3, 2010

robot fridge

The fridge of the future.

You're supposed to serve humanity!

by Anonymous April 4, 2003