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Retard fuel

Similar to nightmare fuel, this word is an adjective used to describe someone or something that causes you to lose braincells. This phrase can also be used when a person is doing something stupid. When someone is doing something stupid you may say that they are "chugging retard fuel,"
Guy 1 "Hey why are acting strange?"
Guy 2 "I saw someone writing fanfiction in a Cafe earlier"
Guy 1 "Don't worry, they probably ordered the retard fuel off of the menu"
Can also be used like this
"I saw a rant on reddit made by an incel and it was the most retard fuel thing I have ever scene"
by Poyukan and Sheev March 22, 2021
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Goofy Retardation

The process by which someone that does actually posess some common sense, will look for the most ludracrous way to circumvent a problem/issue with a twisted sense of logic.
Goofy Retardation Example: Using gasoline to unclog a clogged drain, instead of a product like Draino, since its a harsh chemical, it must be good the the pipes. Another Example: Mayonnaise used as a protectant on a rod iron fence instead of car wax of some other protectant designed for said purpose.
by ExperiencedIdiotChaser December 17, 2011
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static retard

Someone who talks lots of shit on Twitter even though their internet connection is static.
"Kingvec7 is such a static retard lmao he'll be offline in a minute"
"I know right didn't he get hit offline for like a week?"
by Bunyuns May 23, 2016
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Sex Retardant

An agent that enigmatically repels sexual desire such as moldy cheese, dead horses, or Hillary Clinton’s breasts.
I saw an old fuckass bitch bitch at the store today and my boner went limp faster than light speed. She had total Sex Retardant written all over her
by Obiwan723 March 3, 2021
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sleet retard

used to define someone who is a sleet retard

it was made by unavaliable395#8819 after reading a Vrchat world as sleet retard and doesn't truly have a particular meaning
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by drekdeeznuts May 18, 2023
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Retard Dick

A: A rather large dick. Refers to a joke that retarded men tend to have larger than average penises.

B: The rather large dick of a retard.
A: Due to his large penis, his friends gave him the sarcastic nickname "retard dick."

B: Bob: I heard Steve the retard has a huge dick!
Joe: Well, the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.
by dele33 March 8, 2008
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alabaster retard

A pale white person or object, with a mental handicap. first used to describe: "The Moon" from the famous radio/television series The Mighty Boosh. Therefor most apt when used as an adjective to describe satellites with gypsum like properties, but has rapidly found it's way into common usage in the English language.
Tony Harrison: " I took a chance, how was I to know he was an alabaster retard"
by KingoftheImpossible April 23, 2006
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