Reishi

He. Needs. To. Sleep. Please make Yura stop doing troublesome things and help his little brother with all the work, it's almost three weeks without sleep already, someone save this baby

Reishi is someone very cute, please protect him

by Narxse May 29, 2020

Ho de résistance

The standout member in a group of self-absorbed individuals. Often someone who has appeared on a reality-show or been indicted for a crime.

The Cheesecake Factory was full of spray tans and belly button rings for a Tuesday evening, but the ho de résistance was Snooki who kept shrieking from her table.

by LCATL January 29, 2010

Resist

Dumpy angry little creatures possessing a child like view on the world. To the Resist, the internet is serious business. The resist takes any comments made against it personally and will behave like a whiney little bitch stamping its e-feet and flapping its e-arms whilst having a real life tanty in a simliar fashion to a toddler not getting its own way. This behaviour will carry on for days, weeks, months with the creature exhausting itself over petty little things. Fortunately, these creatures are easily dusted under the carpet.

Dude thats a large looking child. Nah dude, thats a Resist.

by largeEE April 24, 2008

Kush Resistance

- The resilience an every-day kush/indica smoker builds to the variety of marijuana.
- A kind of tolerance built to the effects of stronger indica strains of marijuana new users experience, such as falling alseep/getting tired or getting couch locked.

Non-Smoker: Dude, I smoked some purp kush the other day and I went to sleep 10 minutes later...
Everyday smoker: Oh dude I got kush resistance...it's like a call of duty perk, but in real life. I don't get tired from kush anymore.
Non-Smoker: Word...?

by Trigunideals April 11, 2011

Pockets of resistance

When you're hopelessly looking for some funds for an alcohol related purchase but your pockets are proving resistant

"Chrisy man, lend us a fiver for a kebab, I've got pockets of resistance"

Paul Gascoigne speaking to Chris Waddle on a quiet night out prior to the World Cup in 1998

by Wesley McKnight February 28, 2017

resisting arrest

The act of resisting a police officer who is trying to either arrest or detain you.

Officer 1: Why did you bring that guy in?
Officer 2: Well I detained him because he had drugs on him but he started running so now I have to book him for resisting arrest

by Liam Kline September 26, 2019

jenner reassignment

When an Olympic athlete finally comes out of the closet and decides to live their life as the opposite sex they were born as.

Just found out that the star athlete from my high school announced he was selling his Olympic gold medals to have jenner reassignment.

by 1badJedi February 6, 2015