roflamingo

The hip version to say ROFL.

User1: I want to sniff Eva Mendez. User2: roflamingo

by davieringo October 28, 2007

roll of the ship

A naval term used as an excuse by somebody who stumbles into the back of another person, often when the penis of the stumbler is in a somewhat turgid state. The stumbler is blaming the way the ship is rolling about in what is probably a heavy sea.

The usual response to that involves a roll of lino. That is a comparison with a roll of linoleum floor covering, i.e. something hard, thick and long. That may be a warning to not do it again, or a thinly veiled invitation to do it again, only more deliberately. Nobody knows which is which until they respond in the wrong way.

Jim Lad: "What the fuck was that???"

Nobby: "Sorry, roll of the ship"

Jim Lad: "Felt more like a roll of lino"

Nobby: "Oh, interested?"

Jim Lad: "Go and fuck yourself"

by verbusaccidentibus August 7, 2010

courtesy roll

Upon vacating a house/apartment, the half roll of toilet paper you leave behind for the new occupants as a courtesy

Bob made sure to leave a courtesy roll for the new occupants incase the need should arise whilst they moved in

by Geof Wilson August 12, 2007

Parisian sweet roll

Visitors to Paris finding their beds full of sugar - beware! An hour before, in your hotel room, sordid events occurred. The practice of sugar coated genitals and haute cuisine.

Sorry sir, the continental breakfast does not include a Parisian sweet roll, but we could order one in for you from the shop next door.

by Shlomo the Jew May 26, 2003

roll deep

To go anywhere with a large group of people. People will mean mug and want to fight you, but will not due simply to the size of your entourage

Safety in numbers

We roll deep up in the club

by friarSams December 20, 2004

Gator-roll

A violent naked roll across the top of bed sheets. Typically a mans maneuver after sexual activities to quickly dry off, and regulate body temperature before sleeping.

Kim: I'm taking a shower, and freshing up. Would you like a towel.
Kyle: I'm good. I gator-rolled across the bed.

When we got to the hotel, the bed looked to be pre gator-rolled.

by Kyleolsenwalsh November 29, 2014

Roll the Tapes

The phrase used when you are calling someone out on what you know is NOT TRUE - referring to a casino where EVERYTHING is recorded by the eye in the sky

Bro, I did not borrow your sunglasses - I swear!
Yea, well Roll the Tapes you asshole because I saw you wearing them Saturday.

Mam, I ordered onion rings not french fries -
Sir, you ordered french fries...
Yea bitch, well roll the tapes...rings...

by B. Hanback March 14, 2009