rocky shoelace

when you shit yourself while wearing a g-string

girl 1: why are you walking funny?

girl 2: i just had a rocky shoelace.

girl 1: eww you got a doody thong on?!?

by jay tay trev p5 November 18, 2009

Rocky Groad

When the groad (area between the asshole and nutsack/vagina) is speckled with residual shit, giving it a rocky texture

I fucked that one chick but man, she had a rocky groad, and that shit was nasty!

by The Captian May 5, 2015

Colorado Rockies

baseball team who made the playoffs in their 3rd year of existence ('95), and haven't made it since; great offence/crappy pitchers

The Rockies scored 12 runs, but lost 15-12, cause their pitchers suck.

by 0000 October 16, 2003

rocky road

When the male jizzes on the females face (white marshmellow), defecates on their face (chocolate) and then pops her pussy red pimples (strawberry marshmellow)to create a mixture of colours, making the face resemble a rocky road.

James left a rocky road on Phoebe's face, which looked nice, but smelt disgusting.

by Andrew Scragg November 6, 2008

Rocky Road

A lumpy penis tip, almost as if there rocks all over it.

Girl- whys your dick all lumpy
Boy- i got a rocky road baby,

by DBOriginalProduction February 22, 2011

Rocky Road

When a guy mistakes her asshole for her vagina

WILL!!!! THATS MY ASSHOLE, I CAN"T BELIEVE YOU'RE ROCKY ROADING ME.

by Pfoles August 23, 2020

rocky's brother

a man that resembles Frankenstein if he had a mustache. generally over 6'5", has a flat top, and a thick mustache

tony, i think i saw frankenstein but he had a mustache.

dude, that wasn't frankenstein, that was rocky's brother.

by stlfranklinstein September 10, 2011