Retard

Someone who wears a Hi- vis Jacket and works for CO-OP(midcounties) they may also sit at the front of the yellow bus and lick the windows, he also wear a bicycle helmet to stop them banging their head against the wall.
Jordan is a retard, he also sits at the front of the yellow bus and licks the windows, he also wears a bicycle helmet to stop him banging his head against the wall
by DWright2005 April 28, 2020
Get the Retard mug.

Retard

Someone who steals your fucking hot pocket without asking permission
don't take my hot pocket again or ill smash your cock over a door hinge, retard.
by Heterosaur March 13, 2021
Get the Retard mug.

Retard

by ChineseBoiSpunjbob May 30, 2018
Get the Retard mug.

Retard

An individual who, in the 21st Century, fails to double-check or quickly research ("Google") the results of rather basic-instantly obtainable-common knowledge-type situations, events, or subject matter.
The anti-maskers are a bunch of fucking retards.
The answer to that question was a simple Google search away, retard.
Don't be retarded, cover your mouth when you cough or sneeze.
by iWikky April 03, 2021
Get the Retard mug.

Retard

A person that is slow in the head and is extremely entertaining to make fun of
Paul Di Resta you fucking reterd no one loves you, your a inceled retard baby
by CoonSwing3000 October 28, 2022
Get the Retard mug.

Retard

Someone who is too stupid to realise the obvious reality/option/solution.
People who think straight pride should be a thing or someone who says vaccines causes autism are a retard
by Randompersondumbass April 30, 2020
Get the Retard mug.