rearmuff

A hairy anus; your mother's hairy ass; most homosexual's favorite place

"He pulled his pants down and exposed his rearmuff to the children."

by Greeggg April 18, 2008

rear-view regret

n. The feeling of instantaneous regret/remorse when one's disregard for rules goes immediately and horribly wrong.


Often experienced while driving when one looks in the the rear-view mirror and sees the flashing lights of the po po.

This feeling is commonly coupled with acts like running a red light, ignoring speed limits, and overall unnecessary silly acts with a car.

**Rear-view regret in action**

Fletcher:
I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and *speeding*!

************ ************ ************


Burgundy: I immediately regret this decision!

by the lengendary ironwood April 15, 2009

Rear END Spartan

when she does a hand stand you use a ancient condom"sperm dired condom" to fuck her in a anail plessure

Dude Your mom let me give her such a hardcore Rear END spartanlast night it made me crie.

by Sparta600 October 17, 2011

for rears

An ebonic word used commonly to say 'I am speaking seriously.' Often ended with the word "nigga."

I'm going to inflict physical pain on you for rears, nigga!

by t3h mon3ys May 13, 2005

Redneck Rearview Camera

When your buddy is ridding on the back of your four-wheeler and alerts you that there is something behind you when you are backing up.

(While four-wheeler/truck is in reverse)
"I missed that tree thanks to Sean, my Redneck Rearview Camera."

by Southerngntlman November 9, 2009

rear admiral

Rear Admiral is a slang word used for gay men in the Military...so instead of calling them 'faggot', 'homosexuals'
we call them Rear Admiral.

Hey you heard about that new Sergeant?
yeh he was caught smooching the bartender down town...
great another Rear Admiral has joined our ranks...

by Horneydevil November 29, 2009

rear privateer

n. Derogatory term. Derived from "ass-pirate."

Arr, jimlad! Ye be a rear privateer, and I be wantin' none o' that!

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 2, 2003