Randy Pitchford

A low-life, lying scumbag who cannot take criticism. A person who is referred to as Randy Pitchford is someone who will shift blame onto others, and never take any level of personal responsibility. Also often obsessed with magic.

I really fucking hate Jake. He’s a real Randy Pitchford

by ConradMurray__ April 10, 2019

randy bobandy

Nickname for a person who has an obscene love for cheeseburgers. This will often lead to a tendency of living life without a shirt due to their massive gut. Common actions taken by a Randy Bobandy include but are not limited to prostituting themselves for their next cheeseburger.

"Did you see Randall down by the liquor store? He doesn't have a shirt on and he's talking to truck drivers."

"I know, ever since he lost his job at the trailer park he's become a real Randy Bobandy"

by RugRooster August 18, 2014

Randy Bedwell

This is the type of person that would leave his family for some ugly old bitch across the street. He would leave everything behind for a GILF from church. Don't be a Randy, Randy lost everything for an old whore.

"Hey look! There's a Randy Bedwell going to look at Christmas lights." "Oh never mind, he's going to cheat with his whore."

by Cheatin'Ass July 10, 2018

randy rhoads

Was the main guitarist for early Quiet Riot and Ozzy Osbourne. Often overlooked and underrated by many. One of the GREATEST and most INFLUENTIAL guitarists that ever lived. Helped set Ozzy's ass straight after he was kicked out of Black Sabbath. He's known for combining heavy metal and classical music into his works which created a neo-classical sound. Uses guitars such as the Gibson Les Paul and Jackson guitars, as well as his signature Jackson Polka Dot Flying V. The world was not able to see his full potential as he died at an early age.

Person One: Who's Randy Rhoads? Was he really that amazing?
Person Two: Go listen to Mr. Crowley.

by Go listen to Randy Rhoads November 12, 2008

randy day

The unfortunate names boy from Dan Howells 9th internet support group video.

Reference: Randy is like being horny
(IG: Theedgypotato)

My name is Randy Day and I hate my life

I'm Having a Randy day

I'm feeling pretty cheeky, lol feelin Randy

by Theedgypotato March 21, 2017

Randy Hayes

Probably the most comical person on the internet right now! Part of the MyWay Entertainment clique. In little voice over skits the MyWay team does for the greatest morning cartoons, he's known widely for the voice of the "juggernaut"!

They have done:

Xmen
Power Rangers
Street Fighter
Spiderman

and soon to be TMNT!!

quotes from Randy Hayes:

Yeah!! It's the juggernaut bitch!!!

Oh it's time, baby!! I like yo' raincoat! bitch..you cant run!!

Aww.... aint that a bitch, I didn't f*** em... I only f*** ostriches...

I aint got no pupils in my eyes... IM BAD!!

Im sick and tired of always having to fu***** rape these Zebras and shit you know?.... SHUT UP ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES

13 elephants, 14 bitches in a hot-air balloon with some phone books,

these nuts I got they like, regenerate my dick

Oh shit thats a seal!!!

I gotta spend....45 mins on my perm...

Where is that tape of me fu**** that penguin?

Why the f*** I get a gun, its cause im black?

Frosty poopy eddie eddie!!!

Black power motha fu***

Silly bitch yo weapons can not harm me....get that shit out my face bitch.... I GOT THIS SHIT IN 4th GRADE!!! OH NOOOO!!! PIMP SMACK YO' ASS BITCH!!!

Ha, aint that a bitch im ketchup motha f****, mustard... ZAP YO' DUMBASS!!!

I'm the juggernaut bitch!!! imma hit choo with your own pimp!! I'm bad, I'm the baddest motha f**** in the world.

Oh It's the Juggernaut bitch, and I got a bitch with me YES were gonna have a fucking rape party!!!

Not as long as im wearing these Jamaican colors...

This bitch is throwin firecrackers..........

WTF Charles?!

by ictizzle smoke August 14, 2006

Randy Marsh

Randy is well.... one of the most interesting characters on South Park. The best way to describe Randy is that he is a wildcard and you never know what you will get with him. Initially, he was just a geologist, but as the show has continued to go on, Randy has pursued multiple adventures.

Some of Randy’s adventures include:

Being teen pop sensation Lorde
Becoming a Food Network star

Setting the record for largest crap ever taken
Purposely getting cancer just to smoke weed

Being the Denver Broncos Coach

Becoming a successful weed farmer

Randy has done it all, and he may be an idiot and sometimes a bit of an alcoholic, but there’s no one like Randy Marsh

Yeah yeah yeah! I am Lorde! ~Randy Marsh

by citeh citeh citeh October 28, 2020