pooping backwards

Participating in the act of anal sex.
-adjective form of poop backwards.

"How did your date go last night at the steakhouse?"

"Pretty damn good. We went back to her place and she let me fuck her like a porn star. I had her pooping backwards in no time."

by elemkay May 20, 2008

pumping the sewage

A masturbatory act where a male sits on the toilet and takes a shit while he masturbates.Thus, he is essentially "pumping" (masturbating) his dick while he excretes "sewage" (shit) out of his ass.

Dude, the other day, I was pumping the sewage so hard; I came all over the bathroom wall!

by sewagepumper August 20, 2010

pussy pumping

a.) the act of pumping one's pussy in a physical pelvic thrusting manner in another's face.

...yead, dude she was totally pussy pumping my face so i gave her two bucks..

by tewfihsixxxqq November 27, 2009

pumping the petunia

bow chicka bow wow

pumping the petunia

by henryapelian look it up September 11, 2011

Pooping at Target

The one place with strong toilets enough to hold your after buffet/chipotle experience.

Guy: "I was shopping at Target then all the sudden I had a turtle head poking out from my butt since I was at Chipotle earlier. I ran to the bathroom to Bomb The Bowl, and do I feel bad for the next person that walks in there. I am thankful that i was pooping at Target because they have toilets that could flush down a hurricane!"

by MuffinStuffers November 17, 2014

like pumping

When you keep setting one popular profile picture 3 times a week. Could potentially become a mental gym.

- Darling, are we gonna sit and finally eat?
- Sure Sweety, give me one more second! I am setting my page for like pumping. (Sets an already existing profile pic with 130 likes as default)

by Banja Luka Forever February 22, 2014

Extreme Pooping

The extreme sport of prolonging defication until it's "knocking on heavens door."

Her: Are you into sports?
Him: Yeah, I do extreme pooping.

Her: What is that?

Him: It's when you try and hold in your shit until it is at the breaking point, releasing it just before you shit your pants.
Her: Well that's extreme, my hero!

by gilgamachete May 31, 2018